Today, I found out that the guy who asked me out only did so because he thought I "looked rich." He broke everything off once he found out I live in a one-bedroom apartment and drive a 14-year old Volvo. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a guy I went on one date with asked me out again via text. Being honest, I texted back, politely saying that he was a good guy but I wasn't really interested. He came over to my house, screaming about how awful I was for "text message breaking up with him" and then cracked my windshield. FML
Today, after dating a guy for 2 months, things seemed to be going well. I offered to buy dinner and trusted he would keep in mind that I'm a college student on a budget. He picked the restaurant, ran up the bill over $100, made me pay, and dumped me right after. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that many years before we met, I once slept with a guy in my college for $500 just so I could avoid becoming homeless before my next student loan kicked in. He dumped me because he “doesn’t date whores”. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I felt things were getting serious enough with my boyfriend that it was only fair to tell him I have a lot of credit card debt from helping out my ill mom before she died. He broke up with me and called me a gold digger, even though I didn’t ask him for a single penny. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he never thought we had a future together. He just wanted to move in together so he could get "cheaper rent for a while." FML
Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, I found out that the sleazy guy I met with a few days ago decided to move into my home town to "be closer" to me. I've already told him I'm not interested in him, but he still continues to ask me out. FML
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Top comments
dimerneckel 22
How shallow of him. Hopefully you find some deeper waters!
kirstyn_gotty 7
You don't need him. He's just a gold digger
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Comments (105)
dimerneckel 22
How shallow of him. Hopefully you find some deeper waters!
Welshite 40
To drown him in?
dimerneckel 22
Of course! It wasn't a metaphor or anything!
Wizardo 34
#5, heh, suuuure that too...
91hayek 31
but don't go chasing waterfalls OP. Stick to the rivers and streams that you are used to.
Stazza11 27
Don't chase anybody OP... When the right guy comes along for you he will chase you like no tomorrow he will make sure he can do whatever is in his power to make you feel like the most amazing woman alive! :)
GraceyBlueEyes 13
So guys are expected to chase women but not the other way around?
swegchickenlel 3
Why does the guy have to do all that chasing crap? cant the girl put in some effort and do the same? :/
siggy_mcsigx 22
Agreed. Women should put in effort if they are interested. It takes both parties to establish something meaningful.
dimerneckel 22
Jeez how did this turn into a "sexism" thing. I was just saying that she should search for someone meaningful, and not someone that only cares about money. Don't get too upset!
incoherentrmblr 22
#33: Gator, quit quoting TLC. That's Captain Mauch's job...
91hayek 31
#95 Don't make me get my gat.
kirstyn_gotty 7
You don't need him. He's just a gold digger
gjikvtj 18
If I was richer, I'd still be with her Now aint that some shit?
EphMi 5
yes he is, now you know how it feels from the other end of the spectrum.
Arthurie 30
Way to make yourself look like a sexist asshole, 29.
Demig0d6 14
Usually it's the other way around
Rockabs 8
People like him are the reason the backslap was invented.
FrancesShiver 20
OOOOOOh he's a gold digger. Haha I hope you're ok OP! x
jad0016 12
He would of dug through your wallet til it hurt. Thank god you dodged such a horrible person. Maybe he should earn his own money
Saraishi 25
*would've
Respect101 17
People are going to misspell stuff or use wrong words. I'm extremely tired of people saying oh sorry I'm a grammar Nazi. Which is bull crap, because if that many people were grammar Nazis the world would be smarter than it is.
91hayek 31
I am disappointed I couldn't find a spelling mistake in your reply, which shows you value good grammar and spelling as much as the next person. If you really wanted to make your point you would have written in text speech or l33t speak :p.
ShadowWhovian 14
Not much of a loss that.
sunshineb81 16
Gold diggers aren't just ladies! Be glad he found out quickly you aren't a gold mine and you didn't have to deal with any strong emotional ties to mr gold digger.
tournamentdecide 33
He doesn't deserve anyone if he only wants a rich person.
yeahthatsmeee 10
At least you know you look like a million bucks!
91hayek 31
So true. Some people look so rich and well bred like OP, with nothing but their air and graces; and others are so rich but as uncouth and common as they come. And some of us are broke-ass idiots who are as vulgar as can be. I hate being the worst of both worlds. OP halp meh.
warsun 27
What a shallow asshole
tzemmy 25
what an asshole!
Trooth 13
Think of it this way, you would've become broke if you stayed with him. The richest relationships are those that don't revolve around money. Take it as a blessing and move on.