Today, I was upset that my boyfriend hasn't called in a while. Turns out, my step-mother blocked his number so he can't call. She never told me and, instead, just let me think he hated me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a call from my mom's new husband. It lasted 3 minutes and those 3 minutes were of him telling me how sad I make my mom for just existing, how jealous I make her because I'm living a life she wished she was. Turns out, she told him to call me and say that because I have her blocked. FML
Today, my boyfriend blocked me from every form of contact. He told my friend that we broke up, but never told me. I still have his clothes in my house. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to see his ex, who is still friends with him, at her house to comfort her because her mom died. I found out after doing some Facebook stalking that her mom is very much alive. I called him on the phone to call him out on his lie. He responded that he meant her “stepmother” not biological mother. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend blocked me on Facebook. He said he's restricting it to only close family and cousins. He doesn't understand why I'm upset. FML
Today, I found out why my sister hasn't been answering my texts or phone calls. Her husband blocked my number on her phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, I discovered that more than half my family has disowned me on both my mother's and father's sides, and whilst I was having my mental breakdown about this, I tried to call my boyfriend to tell him what had happened, He fell asleep and didn't call me back for 5 hours. FML
Today, I went out with a friend to a bar. After several Cosmopolitans, I decided to finally call my ex and tell him everything about how I feel, and how I really miss him. In the end, he said that it’s all so sweet and he will call my later. He hasn't called me since then. Instead, I was blocked. FML
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buttshapedfruit 0
wow.. what a bitch
Ruprex 0
She could at least tell you. I can picture them both yelling at each other, "WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME???"
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Comments (186)
craziii 0
first
ImaginaryFoe 1
Congratulations! Here's your prize: .
funshit123 0
14
tweetbaby14 18
phone blocks technology's little way of ******* you over
Yee12 0
15! stop smoking crack
Pearljammer001 0
the phone is like, dis' mah house, and yous' not gon' call dis' numbah no mo'
sc95060sc 0
how does op deserve it?
jayjaysmokerson 0
what a bitch, stepmothers suck. also how does one block a number on a house phone?not saying u can't do it, actully wondering...
woofis 0
# 1 you are a retard @op fail too see the fml part you just found out your boyfreind, in fact, does not hate you
BUHLAWFOOLxD 0
The FML is probably that she thinks her boyfriend is probably wondering by now why she wouldn't try to get in contact with him instead yet because he's usually the 1 to call she hasn't thought to call him instead and rather just took it as he's trying to avoid her o.o or maybe the FML is she has a ******* evil bitch as a stepmom -.-
reyemrein 0
This is perfectly understandable. After all, the telephone is the only way of communicating with other people in 2010.
Pearljammer001 0
first? aww f*** never mind
megissocool 0
ahahha that stinks
saywaturcoco 0
he might think u hooked up with someone else and your leaving him.....sad!!!
gaximus 0
you couldn't call him????
saywaturcoco 0
@59 epic fail haha lol
samantha_durano 6
wow, cool mom.
Pearljammer001 0
I'm glad at least someone got a little humor out of it :)
xXSc3n1cXx 0
i have a phone just like yours!!!!!!! uh.... i dont remember your number, your the girl with the env3.
mfmylifesrsly 30
my mom has done that too :(
ydiftw 0
You realize theres like 70 other ways to talk to people? Or are they a 60 year old man half way across the world?
apoll 0
you sir are epic
myman47 0
has anyone seen snicks around hahaha
Str84rumBK 0
#27 really? you no longer need to smoke it when you can get a similar affect threw iDoser.
george456 0
Well, SOMEONE hates you, that's for sure! Sorry OP, FYL
bvxf 2
You, Sir. Fail
WWJDxWhatxWillxH 0
@1 Why do people like being first I mean realy who gives a f*ck
rbkhockey33 0
first!!!
betty66 3
hahaaaaa oh that was funny, pearl jammer
harryman04 0
wow what a bitch I hate my stepmom too.
chunks23 0
wow 78 your pretty:)
Abaastart 0
Today, my step-daughter found out that as a last reasort I have blocked the phone number of her 15 years older boyfriend who cheated on here the last time he was out of prison. She hates me for "not understanding love." FML
jdub28 0
YDI for not calling him. In a world where women have fought for equality, you give women a bad name. Epic fail. You should call and beg for his forgiveness, then consider yourself lucky if he stays in the relationship with your thoughtless, self-centered, stupid ass. ok women, feel free to lash back. open season on JDub.
loludeserveit 0
you win................. DEEZ NUTZ BEAAAATCH!!!
SeedlessMe 13
ok jdub-- i'm a girl, and i must say, I agree.. what kindof idiot can't just pick up the phone and dial it when you feel like talking?
StoD_fml 0
Don't worry. U r a motherf-ing cinderella
unknown_2313 0
first
johnw11 0
beat you
cowgod 0
damn you john
SCARYMUSIC 0
John **** u there's no reason to waste a comment saying somthing stupid like"first"
Dwight_A_R_Manag 0
John didn't say first... plus you don't talk over the internet? Maybe you have a home phone?
Dwight_A_R_Manag 0
nvm when I posted it it said crazie11 said first
kimberlymhm 0
Sorry to hear that.
ttrplayer 0
I agree that sucks she's so mean
buttshapedfruit 0
wow.. what a bitch
afatmonkey 0
Hey, mabye she went on an acid trip and Jesus told her that your boyfriend was a clone of Hitler's reanimated corpse who was bent on stealing the world's rainbow unicorn poop. That sounds like a valid reason.
krushr 3
Obviously that's what happened.
DGross 8
oooo it all makes sense... now to find that monkey...
SCARYMUSIC 0
in a situation like this I ask myself WWJD
ilikepie789 0
#28 ur my hero
blackhawk089 0
wwjd? rebuke the mother for playing favorites!
craziii 0
yayy I got first!!!!!
SCARYMUSIC 0
THANK U tweety fir proving the point that there is no reason to waste a comment saying"first"
sugarbabyxoxo 2
thanks to tweetyfuck for proving there is no point for bitching about it either!! you look just as stupid!!! hahah anyways OP that blows!
tweetbaby14 18
ok look you ugly over-sized oompa loompa you're what 40 and you're messing with a 15 year old. are you stupid or somethig?
xHabsfanx 0
lol oompa loompa.
R3kli3 10
beat the shit out of her
Sun_Kissed18 25
That will definitely solve all of her problems. OP, sorry your step mom hates your bf :/
Ruprex 0
She could at least tell you. I can picture them both yelling at each other, "WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME???"
craziii 0
what a terrible stepmother I would have yelled hell at her if my stepmom did that.
benen 0
I'm first yay stupid pedo bears!!!! I win a million dollars for refreshing the page 40897 times yay!!! oh god snickerdoodles should be here soon.
giannee 0
you're. not. first :).
loludeserveit 0
not even close
xXSc3n1cXx 0
Why DO PPL THINK ITS SOOO PIMPSHIT TO BE FIRST??????? its gay!FROM HERE ON OUT, IF YOUR FIRST YOURE GAYYYY
Firetroop 0
They should ban every mofo that comments first, eventually they'll get sick of making new accounts.
JoeNormal 0
90, How is being gay an insult?... Just because we are different does not mean we are bad... **** the Homophobes :)
KurouTenshi 0
thank you 119 :)
KurouTenshi 0
114* x.x omg I need sleep. big time. LOL
VanessaVander 2
ooo that sucks