Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML
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crzyry 6
If she survives, ask her again next week.
fml_premium_mem 0
no no that's definitely a yes. can't u see she was so happy :P
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Comments (72)
highsheep 0
YDI for drinking cum.
hXcsoccerplaya 0
wow it must really have been funny for you to ask her out then. sorry, that's you're own problem though
blland 0
an asthma attack means she'd rather die than to date you. amirite?
NrthrnLghts 0
Well, at least she got what she deserved for being such a bitch about it. For revenge you should try to scare her by suddenly jumping out from behind a corner and trigger another attack.
z411811 0
maybe she's really fat (thus the asthma) and she laughed because she thought you were way out of her league. optimism can turn anything around.
SweetPotatoVines 0
YDI for giving her an asthma attack, she could've died!
cave_man_ 0
I think she deserved it for laughing so hard. SDI
stain33319 0
agree with 21 nrthrnlghts that's funny shit ! go for more . tell us about it
Byah 2
'Seems like you got your revenge for her laughing, though, right? I mean, she had an asthma attack.
jem1991 0
You don't know for sure.