Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me for a girl he's known for less than 72 hours. Why? He wanted someone pure. I lost my virginity to him five years ago. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for a girl he met through me. I shouldn't feel bad. Apparently, she's exactly like me, only much prettier. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend of 2 years left me for another girl he’s known for 3 months, just because she’s closer. Never mind that I was the one who remained faithful to him for 2 long years, got him through the deaths of his parents, gave him money when he fell on hard times, among other things. FML
Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend of three and a half years told me he was leaving me for a girl he met at his Uni, because, “I’m tired of jerking off all the time and I need intimacy.” He’s only known her for two months. So the three and a half years together meant nothing to him then? FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years is leaving me for someone he met once at graduation 2 days ago. Apparently it was a magical "love at first sight" experience. FML
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namezox 0
Ouch. GO date his bestfriends
yingwang19 0
what a douchebag...HE DOESN'T DESERVE YOU!
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namezox 0
Ouch. GO date his bestfriends
brandnewkey 14
Yes, because all marriages last forever. And it just sounds like this guy is being a dick with a dumb excuse for breaking up. If that whole 'pure' thing really bothered him he would have broken up with her a long time ago. He just was done with the relationship.
Thanitos 0
I'm assuming he meant pure ****
DragonitePaladin 6
contrary to what you think; that's not entirely true. Actually its quite biased. Guy's aren't all like that. There's obviously those who are ass***** but so are there women who are like that. What's sad is that the fraction of all those guys in the world make all guys look bad.
abcnonamecba 0
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that is awful... i mean the sex before marage thing
karmaSUCKS321453 0
obviously, the true reason behind this breakup is that she works at subway, made him a amazing sammich and he realized that you make crappy sammiches. Case Solved.
yingwang19 0
what a douchebag...HE DOESN'T DESERVE YOU!
dudeitsdanny 10
How do you know he doesn't deserve her? maybe there's more to this and it's just an excuse. =) I just hate when people assume that someone doesn't deserve someone else without knowing the person. But if that's the real reason, then yes, he probably doesn't deserve you, OP
dudeitsdanny 10
Double post. My fail.
The_Pleb 0
YOU fail bad now go to bed
brutallyhonest24 0
he wants someone who cant compare him to someone else in bed so they dont know how bad he is...
scarlett361 0
hah! good one. OP: lose the guy. you're seriously better off without him. it's just a lame, lame excuse to break up with you.
princessAj1 6
Op only had one sexual partner and it's was the same bf.
confizzled 0
He just likes them tight that's all. He's a douche though. **** being "pure" go do his best friend of something.
bexox 0
Just because you're not a virgin, that doesn't mean a girl's got a loose ******. It just sounds like a bad excuse from the guy to me.
DoomedGemini 38
Can this stupid myth die already?
FederalAgent 0
Um ydi for losing your virginity to a jerk. then again fyl...
lawlita 0
Virginity is overrated.
blakehilli8 0
6 years...
mraide9r4 0
KICK HIM IN THE ******* BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eliseopwns 22
Falcon kick!
lostfaithinpppl 19
OP, you don't want a guy like that for a boyfriend anyway. Did you not see the signs in 6 years? Next time give more thought to your choice of a partner.
Vaetrus 0
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(1) Does he know he was the one who took your virginity or have you been telling people you're as wide as the handicap parking? (2) Maybe you've been giving it up to him so often, and too kinky, that he doesn't respect you anymore. Sucks.
bakerella 29
What world do you live in for your second answer to make ANY sense?
greenfairy_fml 0
Meh, you're better off. Any guy who even considers whether his girlfriend is "pure" isn't worth being with.
xCrackerx 3
I wouldn't normally say this, but I think the situation calls for it. Go **** his friends. Take pictures and send them to him.