fart
Houghton Lake, United States
Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
HappilyNeverAfter
Port Perry, Canada
My body hates me
Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML
Anonymous
Queanbeyan, Australia
Today, I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating. The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier, and how she managed to clear out a section of the office. FML
tmac05
United States
Today, the waiter farted while I was on a date. My date thought it was me. FML
amelie
Nervous
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
nameless
United States
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Anonymous
Greenville, United States
Today, while wearing a sexy pair of undies for my partner and taking him out on a nice dinner, I trusted a fart walking from the car to the restaurant and shit myself. FML
oops
Mankato, United States
Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML
oops
United States
Today, while I was waitressing, I bent down to pick up a menu and accidentally farted, really loud, at my table. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Bad timing, dude
Today, in the middle of asking my girlfriend to marry me, I sneezed so hard that I farted. FML
Anonymous
Kingman, United States
Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML
Top comments
ComoEsJuan 24
Breaking the ice by breaking wind. I'll take notes.
fuckyourlifeOP 25
That stinks!
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fuckyourlifeOP 25
That stinks!
_Patrick____Star 8
I guess you could say you're... Dirty Dan
Crossing 17
Who knows, maybe she is into that kind of thing?
Way2Fast8 20
#20 no........just no.....
Mauskau 36
Honestly, depending on the guy, I'd either find it cute or gross. Or hilarious.
thisawkwardchick 15
that blows
TBfml15 9
Well I thought I'd never find this comment,brings me relief that not everyone is against this.
ComoEsJuan 24
Breaking the ice by breaking wind. I'll take notes.
muzy 23
I guess you could say he blew her away!
sythe511 28
That's unfortunate. Anyway, everyone farts.
onlychildFTW 34
Everybody knows girls don't fart or poop. Jeez.
47twixbars 13
Don't worry about it, farting is natural. I know I wouldn't mind if a guy farted near me while doing anything.
fabulouskenaz 6
Um I would totally mind
adamzki1999 16
You're pretty weird.
cristy91 33
So is taking a shit but I would rather people do that in the privacy of their own bathroom, tyvm. If you're plagued by nervous farts, take some beano or something similar or give the person a full disclosure if you know this is a serious problem with no solution.
47twixbars 13
well sorry for trying to be nice lol. anyway, not all people are ok with farting. and yeah I'm weird. thanks for noticing.
IAmzephyr 22
them nervous farts though
nikkipettyfer 24
How unfortunate, I'm sorry.
KittyLahv 27
More like unfartunate. :p
man_in_black08 28
Did she have a fart attack after? :P
Googolman 29
That blows.
MzZombicidal 36
Don't feel bad, OP! If she can't accept that it's natural and happened most likely because of your nerves, than you dodged a bullet! :P
purelymixed 17
That's how I've always done it
phoneaddict13 29
so you can knock her out and adult-nap her?