Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush when I laughed so hard that I snorted. Then I tried to play it cool by saying, "I do that on purpose sometimes." Now he probably thinks I fake-snort for fun. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Today, I saw a girl I have a crush on sitting on a fountain, away from everyone. I thought this would be the perfect time to make a move on her. I tapped her on the shoulder, which scared her. She nervously flenched and began to piss herself. FML
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Today, I told the girl of my dreams that my love for her was deeper than the ocean. She laughed hysterically. This wouldn’t be so bad but we happen to be dating. FML
Today, I told my crush that I liked her a lot. She told me not to message her when I'm drunk. FML
Today, I said to my significant other, "I think I'm a pretty good catch." She started laughing so heavily that tears came out of her eyes. FML
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DoNuTizPrOnuT 0
bitch, show her the backhand
cerebellum_fml 0
Her losing fluids for you is a good thing buddy. Its a wonderful thing.
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Comments (60)
arcades_fire 0
Ouch. Sorry man.
Xero3g 5
You poor bastard. This is why you should never fall in love.
Reyo 2
Ladies: The next time you find yourself asking why men can't be more romantic; remember this FML.
spiffles 0
So according to #35, all women are like this insensitive bitches who have poor control of their spew.
AsAlwaysAndrew 0
I love you for saying that. Loll.
Reyo 2
Spiffles, yes. Exactly what you said. I'm not even kidding. (at least 90% of the time, women will start to freak out once you start emoting.)
DoNuTizPrOnuT 0
bitch, show her the backhand
cerebellum_fml 0
Her losing fluids for you is a good thing buddy. Its a wonderful thing.
BeeSkwaird 0
Uhh... I don't think that was water....
radooh 0
other fish in the sea, etc. etc.
jchansfan 0
I love how you got rejected with a total turn off.
DynamicDave 11
This was not an FML until the water hit you in the face lmao.
Mx_Rider 6
ah nothing like internal juices from a girl spraying you in the face. well op next time wear a face shield or some goggles.. totally kiddin
StaticDown 0
Damn, that sucks! Well there are plenty of other fish in the sea that deserve your time of day! Don't let one clownfish let you down! :P I'm sure there's someone that would love to be with you, just get over her.
Flutist 3
Apparently there are other fish in the lake that his crush just created.
Mx_Rider 6
^ u left out nemo. p sherman walabi ? jfjgfsjf idk :o
SerenaSerenadex3 13
P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney. Get it right girl.
collar 0
atleast you know shes a dumb ass....