Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML
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Alittleghosty 3
I guess you could say you left her breathless
Joshwarrior 39
At least it was a yes, if it was a no you'd feel even worse :/ hope she gets better soon and it works out.
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Comments (100)
Joshwarrior 39
At least it was a yes, if it was a no you'd feel even worse :/ hope she gets better soon and it works out.
zBLAKEz 23
And quite an excited yes. This is probably a weird way of looking at it, but I think it would be a big compliment if somebody got so excited they had an asthma attack when you asked them out.
Miss_Chevious 37
"I wasn't trying to kill her, I just left her a little breathless...."
Ironmayhem 22
Thats my fetish...
fortune789 17
This is like a nerdy version of Romeo and Juliet...
brivielle 15
in sickness and in health??
Alittleghosty 3
I guess you could say you left her breathless
quickit 24
OP is a lady killer! Taking her breath away and all. (:
False_Stupidity 42
My avatar. ...enough said.
JKPwnage 27
YEAAAAAAAA
Oyas12 14
#2 my name. ...enough said.
Xelthen 10
I'm happy for you! But that also sucks.. You know what they say, kill them with love.
DaltonHaze 12
I never thought you could take this phrase so... literally.
chloewj 15
Depending on how old you and her are you can simply ignore the parents
SeriousJoker72 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Cuz the best relationships always come from that decision
igive 29
Mine did. Met him when I was a teen, now we're married.
cheeeksss 29
I think it was just a knee jerk reaction on her parents behalf. After she recovers, I'm sure they will calm down and probably allow her to see you, OP. Most parents wouldn't forbid something or someone that makes their child happy.
drizzy11 18
i guess you took her breath away
Ch_rae5 19
I feel like that would be both terrifying and slightly traumatic, yet very complementing...
theinsidiousgeek 9
YEEEEAAAAAAAH!!!! *puts glasses on*
Sebastian2022 22
If it's the girls of your dreams, have a talk to her parents, and thoroughly explain your intimate and personal feelings and genuine care for her. If you demonstrate that you're not another "guy", they will appreciate that and hopefully change their mind.
AnalAssassin1 14
It's not up to the parents to decide. It's a free society for a reason.
ChristianH39 30
36, that depends on how old you are. You're only as free as your parents let you be (within reason) until you're independent.
Brandi_Faith 34
Well maybe he shouldn't explain his intimate feelings of her to her parents. ;)
Lazy_B_ 11
At least you found out she likes you back that's still better than never telling her how you feel.
felipe2342 18
I hit YDI by accident, you really should be able to undo this.
kerstileann 26
you should but its too technical and the mods are too sadistic.
bearstyle22 11
Your charm was just breathe taking.
ThePaperDragon 31
At least it was a yes! :D I am so excited for you! Her parents will realize you had no ill intentions for their daughter, then you two can be happy! Yay!