Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML
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Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML
Today, while trying to score a date, I almost made a girl pass out. No, I didn't try to chloroform her, I just came across as so pathetic that she laughed hard enough to have an asthma attack. FML
Today, I attempted to ask a girl out by doing a flash mob and singing for her in the store where she works. Turns out, she suffers from anxiety and the overwhelming amount of attention caused a panic attack. No, I didn't get a date. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML
Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML
Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML
Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
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crzyry 6
If she survives, ask her again next week.
fml_premium_mem 0
no no that's definitely a yes. can't u see she was so happy :P
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Comments (72)
happyhak 5
Lol! soz man, tht must suck! its not the worst thing that can happen...but FYL!
joemk2012 0
Maybe you're just breath takingly good looking
blastvortex 4
Haha. Self-pwnage rules; she damn well deserved it. I can't believe you still like her after that though. Well, at least you still have your little fantasy world to merrily live in.
keenaz 0
a "good sense of humour" is just a cover for a large appendage.
abbylolz 0
OMG!!! dude. you could of killed her.... whats wrong with u?!?!?!?! then you would be at her wake, and you'll say ur prayers saying how much u liked her... and then her body will giggle once more. :]] life is good. lol
nat22_fml 0
awwww i feel so bad for you =*( im a women but i still would never do that i am happly married but i ate the ring cause my husband put it in my froot loops LOL!
cierramichelle 0
AWWWWWWWW!!!! thats SOO ****** up.. and im a teenage girl and ive had to let guys down before but i would NEVER do that to anyone.. she's probably just a bitch anyways so dont worry about it to much
lexibby1 0
damn um better luck next time
the_glyda 0
Serves that dumb bitch right. I would've laughed right back at her.
muahzzbaybee 0
how can you say it serves her right ? even if she was rude about the whole situation, she could have died from the asthma attack or even gone into a coma. but i do agree that she could have let him down a little more gently
waffles2009 0
i would've stated that she laughs like a man, and besides, who needs the stuck up little bitch