Today, I approached the girl I like, hoping to ask her out. Just as I strode up to her, she excused herself as quickly as she could. I then realized I'd forgotten to zip up my pants after going to the bathroom minutes before. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML
Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done, I went to zip up, then realized I'd never unzipped. FML
Today, I was walking to a bathroom on campus before class when my professor walked in behind me. There were two urinals in the bathroom, we walked right up next to each other and unzipped our pants in unison. It became so awkward for me, I actually said out loud, "Nope, too awkward" and left. FML
Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML
Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML
Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML
Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot. I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime. I didn't realize she had been wearing headphones. She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station. My courage left. I said yes. FML
Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
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A7X2012 0
Always xyz bro
Hummbinger 5
Toodle doodle! Didn't wanna see your noodle!
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Comments (109)
bubo_fml 11
Reminds me of the ol' grade school gag..."Would you ever kiss a rabbit on the nose?" If she says "yes," you immediately turn out your pockets & say, "pucker up, Butter cup!"
bubo_fml 11
Next time, tug at the sides of your pockets & make your zipper "talk" like Jim Carrey did in "Ace Ventura!" "Hello Sweethart...My name is Dick...Whenever I'm around you, I swell up & blood rushes to my head...Do you feel the same way?"
geminibby300 0
she probably left because she thinks your a weirdo loser, !!! lmao
flammaefata 20
Attach a keyring to your zipper - then you hook the ring over your pant's button. That way you prevent your fly from opening accidentally. Although it doesn't help with you forgetting to close it in the first place...
jujujaybird 3
Yeah... That's why she left....
americananarchy 3
Happens to everyone
Defl76 0
Why was she looking down at your junk?? She's into you!!!!
TheNinjaBacon 8
Thats not the real reason she walked away im sure!!!
taerts 9
The real reason she ran was because she smelled bacon. Ninja bacon.
TheNinjaBacon 8
Mmmmmm bacon........……. Yummy
HendricksProdigy 0
Sorry OP that sucks but hey maybe it wasn't because of that, you never know
KiddNYC1O 22
You scared her with your monster ****.