Today, my cousin decided it would be fun to get drunk before my wedding. During the ceremony, he got up on the stage and tried to do a stage dive into the crowd. He landed on my nephew and broke his arm. FML
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Zlo98 7
Just to clarify it was my nephew who broke his arm. After it happened we asked my cousin to leave and my brother took my nephew to the hospital. The rest of the ceremony went as planned and my brother and nephew made it back in time for the reception. My cousin doesn't usually drink so it was a surprise when he showed up drunk but he has apologized and everything has been smoothed over.
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Canuck2013 6
FYNL!!!
cottoncandymango 17
*Tina Fey's voice* "OH MY GOD! WALK IT OFF! WALK IT OFF!"
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Canuck2013 6
FYNL!!!
cottoncandymango 17
*Tina Fey's voice* "OH MY GOD! WALK IT OFF! WALK IT OFF!"
soccerstar1996 18
Today, I went to my uncles wedding. My other uncle got drunk and shit and started trying to stage dive. He fell on me and broke my arm. **** you unks. FML
Javier6597 19
Maybe he just wanted to make it more fun. Sorry about that OP
PterodactylMan 23
More fun is always a good thing right?
Caitie_kid 8
You can make your own wedding "more fun" but you would deserve a beat down for doing that at someone else's wedding. I would have beat the sh*t out of someone with a candlestick if they did this at my wedding.
Wizardo 34
Break his bottles and his nuts.
oj101 33
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. Or infertile in this case.
Posthuman 26
Don't be silly #8. Testicles don't have eyes.
isallwaysme 27
an eye for an eye doesn't work. i mean; in theory, sure. but, how could the first blind guy get at the other guy who can still see? the guy that can still see could just stay really quiet and the blind guy wouldn't be able to fund him.
Emily062611 6
I think maybe that's why it's just "an eye". And I like to think that the phrase should be, "An eye for an eye makes for a successful eyepatch company."
skyeyez9 25
I hope your cousin was hurled out of the doors and banned after that.
aimeegoldberg 22
Well thats completely his fault, isnt it. I feel really bad for your nephew though
raddybear 11
Thats why you survey the crowd before you stage dive.
Misswildsides 22
Well he was drunk...I'm sure surveying a crowd was the last thing on his mind.
persianninja 23
I don't think a drunk person has the ability to survey a crowd
graffitied_love 20
A wedding is not the most appropriate place to stage dive. Then again it depends on how traditional/formal the wedding is.
Spider_Web 11
The only wedding when it's appropriate to stage dive is if your a member of the Motley Crue
dontgivafuk 9
that's half the fun of a wedding.
Wowxoxo 17
Maybe your cousin was a surfer in another life?
JE553 9
Or maybe he should've stayed sober in this one
Barriaultcory 16
In sure the reception was a blast then!
Zimmington 21
Doh!