Today, I was walking to a bathroom on campus before class when my professor walked in behind me. There were two urinals in the bathroom, we walked right up next to each other and unzipped our pants in unison. It became so awkward for me, I actually said out loud, "Nope, too awkward" and left. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML
Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Today, I approached the girl I like, hoping to ask her out. Just as I strode up to her, she excused herself as quickly as she could. I then realized I'd forgotten to zip up my pants after going to the bathroom minutes before. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, I was at a busy restaurant and, in a rush, walked into the men’s restroom instead of the women’s. I was so focused on my phone that I didn’t notice the stares, or the guy at the sink giving me the confused glare. When I finally looked up and saw the urinals, I practically sprinted out. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
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Welshite 40
Next time pull out your measuring stick and offer to compare. I do it all the time to dissipate any awkward situation I find myself in.
socialproduct 19
I feel like OP may have made it more awkward than it needed to be.
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Comments (18)
123_omg 19
Now your class with him will be even more awkward.
zippo6 4
guess you won't be getting that 'A' after all, huh?
Welshite 40
Next time pull out your measuring stick and offer to compare. I do it all the time to dissipate any awkward situation I find myself in.
RichardPencil 32
Yes, but that overlooks the grower vs show-er factor. And girth.
RichardPencil 32
You don't need to sneak a peek. Just stare at the wall and drain the weasel.
Cyrus00 41
It's only awkward if you make it awkward.
socialproduct 19
I feel like OP may have made it more awkward than it needed to be.
janfleury 19
Bwahahahahaha!
mariusakke 15
well this made me laugh :)))))))
Reasonable_one 12
Another victory logged by your professor. May his dominance always reign supreme.
Joshawott 21
Should have stayed and offered to shake it for him, to ease the tension.
goreajek 13
Did you at least zip back up before leaving?