Today, I told a customer that we don't do refunds. He responded by throwing his wallet at my face and accusing me of stealing it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got yelled at by a customer for refusing to give a found credit card to a woman it didn't belong to. FML
Today, I had a customer throw his purchase at me and demand a refund after I told him that, due to the national change shortage, I couldn't give him his 38 cents. FML
Today, when I told a gentleman that, no, he couldn't have cash back on his return without a receipt, he started screaming at me that I was calling his mother a liar. He told me to lawyer up and yelled at me for smiling at him. He also screamed at me to go on a diet as he left the store. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML
Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML
Today, I got yelled at by a customer for saving them money. FML
Today, I was chewed out by a lady who claimed the laptop she bought wouldn't turn on, and that she wanted a refund. She yelled and shoved the laptop at me, not even listening when I told her I didn't even work at that store. FML
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Top comments
curtisv123 0
People these days amaze me...
rhoyalstorm 12
Press charges. Then you will be the cause of his well deserved anal rape as well.
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Comments (80)
hansari94 2
Wow
KeyboardWarrior 10
He gave you his wallet. No refunds. You can't go against company policy.
urdirtyolduncle 15
My dad used to do all kinds of crazy shit when he felt that he got ripped off. Like rocking the vending machine like a maniac in the theatre because it didn't spit out candy after inserting $1. Or throwing the new opened Video game at people in the store because they wouldn't accept the return. Now, however, I understand it wasn't about the money or that my father was a nut; it was about not getting ripped off and being treated like a bitch.
cmyk 19
Your dad sounds like an ass.. If in doubt, ASK! No need to get violent with the people whos only doing their job so they can afford rent and food.. -.-
princev3 4
Why did you steal his wallet? You had no business being a jerk and taking a loyal customers wallet. If i was him, I would stop shopping there until you appoligized. Gosh, some people are so ignorant in this world.
HeartOfLead 24
That's fine, you can fight fire with fire and throw the cash register at him. We'll be seeing who goes to jail. And maybe 'ole uncle Johnny Crack Corn will be there to show him how he got his name.
curtisv123 0
People these days amaze me...
Daederoth 10
Anyone who's ever worked retail knows people take advantage of the fact that you want to keep your job.
j_cat187 20
Glad i'm a lifeguard.
sman640 6
This really made me laugh
SweetPerfectionn 3
Seriously. One of the few FML's that actually made me lol. The thought is hilarious.
epicwaffles 7
Today, i was at the store just buyin some groceries, when somehow the cashier used the force and sucked my wallet onto his face and accused me of throwing it at him, FML
andrewsgirl2010 7
I think im gonna pee myself from laughin so hard
Enslaved 38
Kegel
datoismyname 22
It really wasn't that funny.
brianjman14 23
If this made you laugh that hard, I wonder how hard you laughed at the FML two above.
rhoyalstorm 12
Press charges. Then you will be the cause of his well deserved anal rape as well.
MeLuvBewbs 7
Throw some clothes at him and yell out to everybody that he stole that. Or food, boxes, toys, etc.
crimsonprodigy 15
He should do that while screaming "RAPE". lol.
drealmorales 2
Catch and keep the wallet?. :D
FirstTigerHobbes 13
Gotta catch 'em all!
lebronesque73091 12
#9 Probably not a good idea.
xxbobbyfinxx 0
So why DID you steal his wallet!? ******' wizards think they can do whatever they want.....
pagullarka 9
customer is always right, oh I'm sorry that's only in Walmart
llamafish 25
And the Krusty Krab
Cairo_Sanchez 8
What?!?! The customer is wrong almost 98% of the time!