Today, I approached the girl I like, hoping to ask her out. Just as I strode up to her, she excused herself as quickly as she could. I then realized I'd forgotten to zip up my pants after going to the bathroom minutes before. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML
Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done, I went to zip up, then realized I'd never unzipped. FML
Today, I was walking to a bathroom on campus before class when my professor walked in behind me. There were two urinals in the bathroom, we walked right up next to each other and unzipped our pants in unison. It became so awkward for me, I actually said out loud, "Nope, too awkward" and left. FML
Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML
Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML
Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML
Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot. I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime. I didn't realize she had been wearing headphones. She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station. My courage left. I said yes. FML
Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
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A7X2012 0
Always xyz bro
Hummbinger 5
Toodle doodle! Didn't wanna see your noodle!
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ItsTheKing 10
When you approach a girl you must do a complete self-checkup. Nose-Clean Eyes-Clean Zipper-up Shirt- clean Breath- smells good Once you get all this there is no room for failure! Unless she says no of course.
boydeee01 7
Ok. I'll make sure my hair is a mess. It doesn't matter right?
ItsTheKing 10
That too. Feel free to add on then.
RedPillSucks 33
It's like a pre-flight check up. Ground control to major Tom
j_cat187 20
Requesting taxi to departure
Jessic1 5
Ouch that hurt but she was looking there!
xxtb0 0
hopefully you weren't too excited to see her...
DocBastard 40
She didn't even notice that your zipper was down. She ran in the other direction because you're a hideously ugly troll who smells like a trash heap and has the personality of a turnip. See what happens when you make assumptions?
DrMime 10
Here, lemme try. She didn't even notice that your zipper was down, while you ran her direction dressed like a clown, it must have been a full erection that scared her away, but don't give up yet because your hand still wants to play!
RedPillSucks 33
Damn. I thought it was good but you got the thumbs down beat down
DrMime 10
Ya, I don't know why honestly.
tmbfan 11
Jealousy, pure jealousy.
vbmg152 19
Bet you won't make that mistake again! She probably thinks you're a creeper or stalker, now! Ha ha!! You deserved it!!!
MetalxSoldier 26
Yeah, I dont blame her for running away! Just be glad she didn't pepper spray your third eye!
coopdaddy267 5
Smooth
firefighterjohn 9
I don't think your fly being down is gonna make a girl do that. I think their was more to it
Sumo69 9
Like **** you forgot to do up your zipper Pervert
lidsthesquid 4
Why would they post an 'FML' if it was intentional?
Shelta957 13
I though the comment was sarcasm....
thisbitchlys 0
aw man. if some guy came up to me like that id probably start laughing hysterically and feel bad later.