Today, after weeks of eating in the same restaurant, I finally worked up the nerve to ask the super-cute cashier for her phone number. "Aw, how cute. Do you have an older brother?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had dinner at a local fast-food joint. There's an employee there that I usually talk to and flirt with, so I thought maybe it was time to ask for her number. After a small conversation and almost getting to the point, she told me, "I'm 17." I'm 23. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML
Today, I felt fairly depressed about being single for the holidays during work. This cute girl came to my register asking about our sales ad. After telling her we had no copies, she asked for my number. I shouted: "Finally, someone wants to go out with me." She wanted the store's number to call. FML
Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl who often comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out by writing my number on a dollar bill. She paid and the amount her change happened to be a dollar. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change!" FML
Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I finally worked up enough courage to ask out the guy I've had a crush on for months. I texted him, and he thought I was Maddy from work, not Maddie his neighbor. Now he and the Maddy from his work are dating. FML
Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask a girl at my school for her number. As I was typing it into my phone, she pointed out the giant booger firmly attached to my sleeve. FML
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Top comments
Scotth901 22
"Babe, I am the older brother. Want me to prove it back at my place?"
LPac5295 27
What's the difference in age OP? Or do you have a baby face?
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Comments (43)
Scotth901 22
"Babe, I am the older brother. Want me to prove it back at my place?"
krazy789 28
best way to get rejected
EvilTurtle 35
One of us is going to have to change profile pictures
hellnosucka 27
Maybe evilturtle should actually use an evil turtle as a profile pic. You're being unnecessarily problematic you know?
EvilTurtle 35
You're right, I'll change it right now!
bronxiecat777 14
As a girl I would run.
Scotth901 22
I did
saifnaqvi11 21
Wow that sucks, I know the feels man. Being rejected hurts but **** her go find someone worth you.
stangbang92 17
Why are you telling him to butt **** her. He got rejected.
NotCharlieRost 15
Oh.. *sigh*
WCARlover 35
Well is she quite a bit older than you? If not it does kind of suck but hey, at least you were called cute instead of ugly while you were rejected.
purelymixed 17
Bitches can be disrespectful as **** sometimes
MegasaurusRex89 28
Judging by your comment, you're receiving exactly the same amount of respect as you're giving.
tintarroja 31
In what way she was disrespectful?
purelymixed 17
Exactly my point dumb bitch
NickD6 14
She not gone make your hotline bling
LPac5295 27
What's the difference in age OP? Or do you have a baby face?
dramaelf 37
Well that's a bit condescending.
914smv 18
aww Hope she comes to her senses at atleast apologizes.
guttedbrit 26
I'm supposing that there and then you set the record straight, and said 'nah, I'm asking you out!'. I hope there's a follow up OP, wanna see how it went! :)
couchcat 25
How old are you?