badbride
United States
Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
dhskkf
United States
Brain fog
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
angryinlaws
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Toronto, Canada
Sleeping beauty
Today, after almost two days, I finally fell asleep, during my husband's vows, on our wedding day, in front of 250 guests. FML
UnluckyGroom
East Wenatchee, United States
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Anonymous
Rain check?
Today, I woke up a little after seven. I felt sick to my stomach because last night was my bachelor party and I drank more than I ever have before. I checked my phone, and I had received 42 missed calls. It was seven o'clock pm. Today was my wedding day. FML
Guntherdog
United States
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Butters
Lathlain, Australia
Couch fights!
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
notmarriedyet
United States
Today, it was my wedding day. Everything went great, except that no one showed up. Apparently, the address of the invitation was typed wrong. FML
OhNo
Bakersfield, United States
Today, I accidentally stood up my first date ever. How? I spent all of last night cleaning my parents' house for extra spending money to make sure the date went perfect, but I ended up sleeping through the alarm as well. FML
Numskull
Perth, Australia
Where were you?
Today, I showed up to my mate's wedding. There was a board for someone's 100th birthday instead. I screwed up the dates and the wedding was yesterday. FML
LoveSick
Today, I'm getting married. I woke up with no voice to say my I dos with. FML
Top comments
hiyourcute 0
Its okay, the bride is the only one allowed to be late to her wedding:)
gruvychild 17
Did you make it to your wedding on time at least?
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Comments (235)
darkmis1 18
And then instead of getting ready, you posted on FML. It's called an alarm - you should probably learn to use one...
Shell13 3
not the best way to start a marriage.. hopefully you made it to the ceremony.
havocmike 3
think long and hard about your wedding. sounds like you subconsciously sabotaged yourself. red flag.
A100893 30
Ever heard of an alarm clock? Or going to sleep early enough to get enough rest before one of the most important days of your life? Seriously, I love to sleep, but if something that big was happening my internal alarm clock would wake me up. Or I'd be too excited/nervous to sleep.....
latinjukes 2
Must have been am exciting bachelor party!
Channing0806 7
You're an idiot. op is a female.
okiidokii_fml 6
your an idiot! what does that have to do with starting and alarm
smexehXredhead0 0
Ummm... set your alarm...?
tyty22796 0
ever heard of an alarm clock...they are at your local walmart...c'mon now
badactor009 0
Lazy bitch.
broomhildo 19
Aren't you a ray of sunshine.
lolital_fml 10
thats insane you'd think someone would have checked on the person getting married to make sure their up isn't that what maids of honor/best men are for helping you out on your day
sexybeast54 0
u should probably just fake an accident or sumthin it mite work