Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Brain fog
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Sleeping beauty
Today, after almost two days, I finally fell asleep, during my husband's vows, on our wedding day, in front of 250 guests. FML
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Rain check?
Today, I woke up a little after seven. I felt sick to my stomach because last night was my bachelor party and I drank more than I ever have before. I checked my phone, and I had received 42 missed calls. It was seven o'clock pm. Today was my wedding day. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Couch fights!
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Everything went great, except that no one showed up. Apparently, the address of the invitation was typed wrong. FML
Today, I accidentally stood up my first date ever. How? I spent all of last night cleaning my parents' house for extra spending money to make sure the date went perfect, but I ended up sleeping through the alarm as well. FML
Where were you?
Today, I showed up to my mate's wedding. There was a board for someone's 100th birthday instead. I screwed up the dates and the wedding was yesterday. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I woke up with no voice to say my I dos with. FML
Top comments
hiyourcute 0
Its okay, the bride is the only one allowed to be late to her wedding:)
gruvychild 17
Did you make it to your wedding on time at least?
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Comments (235)
biesboerbmb53 0
well someone realy doesn't want to get married XD bahahaha
inuko678 3
WOW
MichaelReyes1 3
owned...with a p
brock_35 0
that's gonna be the excuse for the rest of your life
KrazyLove54 0
why do you not have an alarm clock?
calichick3393 2
u usually start gettin ready for it like 6 hrs ahead anyways so how's sleepin in a couple so bad
pippacrawford 4
So did you make it in time? Or at least have them push the ceremony back by an hour or so? I'm assuming most brides give themselves more than two hours to get ready for their wedding so oversleeping by that much doesn't necessarily mean op left the groom at the altar. But what I wanna know is, where the hell was your maid of honor in all this? Your bridesmaids or your family? Hell, did none of the wedding party notice?
shadowch 4
who the **** can even sleep on their wedding night
mckey101 4
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MARRIAGE
CL3V3RGURL 9
And the first thing you do is post an FML. Lol. :)