Today, I discovered that my dog knows how to lock doors. This wouldn't have been a problem if anyone in my house every carried a key. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML
Today, I found out my dog can open the fridge. Now I have no food left. FML
Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML
Today, I broke my key unlocking my dorm room. When I pushed the door open in frustration, the door opened with no problem. Turns out it was unlocked. FML
Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
Today, I needed to grab something from the garage. As soon as the door closed, I heard a little click sound. My one-year-old seems to have figured out the door lock. FML
Today, I was fed up with things being taken from my room so I installed a key-locking handle on my door. I installed everything but the door knobs, and because I was worried that I would put the two of them on backwards, I closed the door to check. I'm now locked in my room. FML
Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML
Today, I went to pick up my dog from the vet after she had surgery. I somehow managed to lock my keys, my purse, and my dog in the car. FML
Today, as I stepped out the door and heard it lock behind me, I realized I had forgotten both my keys and my baby inside. There's no other way in. FML
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jbuckets_404 39
How did you ever expect to get inside your house in the event y'all lock yourselves out accidentally otherwise (without the dog's "help")? We've always hidden a key outside somewhere eg, lock-box secured to (garage) doorknob, plastic key-box buried in flower pot, key left with next-door neighbor, or stowed away inside doghouse (fav!).
RichardPencil 32
Looks like the dog is better trained than the humans.
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jbuckets_404 39
How did you ever expect to get inside your house in the event y'all lock yourselves out accidentally otherwise (without the dog's "help")? We've always hidden a key outside somewhere eg, lock-box secured to (garage) doorknob, plastic key-box buried in flower pot, key left with next-door neighbor, or stowed away inside doghouse (fav!).
WHSKitty4ever 23
Do people really have doghouses anymore?
RichardPencil 32
Looks like the dog is better trained than the humans.
bluhbluhbluh 14
when your pet is more equipped to be a human than you are...
Glowworm56 27
Your dog takes his job as a guard dog very seriously.
TxKitten79 10
I never understand people who don't carry house keys, because I dont understand feeling like one isnt needed.
WHSKitty4ever 23
I misplaced my keys so lucky for me, my dad is always home lol.
raven_of_azarath 35
I think OP might have meant that they don’t carry it around the house. Like they won’t grab a house key if they step out to take out the trash real quick. Because why would you need to.
IrieStorm 9
You might want to look into a hidden key or a keypad lock.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
time for new locks
Sinshine 28
I don't understand why you would NOT carry a key... what do you do in case you luck yourself out?
stormy0307 16
Evidently post FMLs about it.