Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Brain fog
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Sleeping beauty
Today, after almost two days, I finally fell asleep, during my husband's vows, on our wedding day, in front of 250 guests. FML
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Rain check?
Today, I woke up a little after seven. I felt sick to my stomach because last night was my bachelor party and I drank more than I ever have before. I checked my phone, and I had received 42 missed calls. It was seven o'clock pm. Today was my wedding day. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Couch fights!
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Everything went great, except that no one showed up. Apparently, the address of the invitation was typed wrong. FML
Today, I accidentally stood up my first date ever. How? I spent all of last night cleaning my parents' house for extra spending money to make sure the date went perfect, but I ended up sleeping through the alarm as well. FML
Where were you?
Today, I showed up to my mate's wedding. There was a board for someone's 100th birthday instead. I screwed up the dates and the wedding was yesterday. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I woke up with no voice to say my I dos with. FML
Top comments
hiyourcute 0
Its okay, the bride is the only one allowed to be late to her wedding:)
gruvychild 17
Did you make it to your wedding on time at least?
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Comments (235)
OMNOMN0M 0
what a great memory :D
Maryrox26 0
That suck hope you made it and had a good day
tateh22 1
procrastination to the extreme
pinkiekins 0
its your day so its ok to b late!!!
ninja1983 6
his day too.
Nosmo75 4
Where the effing hell were your bridesmaids?! Or are you the OP from a few days back whose bridesmaids didn't want to hang out with her?
brookedancer 0
what's op mean....?
leemurcat 5
Original poster
brookedancer 0
oh.. that's stupid.
leemurcat 5
I think it makes sense.
brookedancer 0
but why would it be called op? do people like, copy?
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
is this the first ever time on FML where someone gave the correct definition of OP in the first reply?
brookedancer 0
well why would it need the original?? why can't it just be poster..
SkepticalMiss 5
YDI for apparently being such a bitch that no-one is there to help you on the morning of your wedding. No friends or family?
kaylapple 1
you can be as late as you want! its your day.
AyeeArieel 5
nd nobody wokee u up ?
HomeAl0ne 20
You probably needed your beauty sleep.