Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Brain fog
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Sleeping beauty
Today, after almost two days, I finally fell asleep, during my husband's vows, on our wedding day, in front of 250 guests. FML
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Rain check?
Today, I woke up a little after seven. I felt sick to my stomach because last night was my bachelor party and I drank more than I ever have before. I checked my phone, and I had received 42 missed calls. It was seven o'clock pm. Today was my wedding day. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Couch fights!
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Everything went great, except that no one showed up. Apparently, the address of the invitation was typed wrong. FML
Today, I accidentally stood up my first date ever. How? I spent all of last night cleaning my parents' house for extra spending money to make sure the date went perfect, but I ended up sleeping through the alarm as well. FML
Where were you?
Today, I showed up to my mate's wedding. There was a board for someone's 100th birthday instead. I screwed up the dates and the wedding was yesterday. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I woke up with no voice to say my I dos with. FML
Top comments
hiyourcute 0
Its okay, the bride is the only one allowed to be late to her wedding:)
gruvychild 17
Did you make it to your wedding on time at least?
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Comments (235)
emyxii 4
Grats on your marriage at least! I hope you made it on time.
lorenzoman77 7
don't do your hair to make up the lost time:)
cocomymoco 0
hair isnt really something you can "skip" on your wedding day... ya know because you kinda wanna look nice on the most important day of your life where all your friends and family will see you and where many pictures will be taken.... nice thought though ;)
leemurcat 5
Yup, wanna look pretty on your big day. Besides, I don't think that it would take two hours just to do her hair anyway...
mutinykitty 18
wooooooooooooow
Person1233 13
L2alarmclock.
dudeeee501 3
alarm clock...... get one!
PrimeStarscream 30
LOL
SexyQueen0905 24
If anyone asks, just pass it off as being "fashionably late"
HannahForbesxo 13
Tell then you consider "on time" to be when you get there.
HannahForbesxo 13
Them* not then. See this is why I should proof-read.
hateevryone 15
well.....ummm.....congrats!!
xdust 4
your husband might not notice, there are those brides-mates.