Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Brain fog
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Sleeping beauty
Today, after almost two days, I finally fell asleep, during my husband's vows, on our wedding day, in front of 250 guests. FML
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Rain check?
Today, I woke up a little after seven. I felt sick to my stomach because last night was my bachelor party and I drank more than I ever have before. I checked my phone, and I had received 42 missed calls. It was seven o'clock pm. Today was my wedding day. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Couch fights!
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Everything went great, except that no one showed up. Apparently, the address of the invitation was typed wrong. FML
Today, I accidentally stood up my first date ever. How? I spent all of last night cleaning my parents' house for extra spending money to make sure the date went perfect, but I ended up sleeping through the alarm as well. FML
Where were you?
Today, I showed up to my mate's wedding. There was a board for someone's 100th birthday instead. I screwed up the dates and the wedding was yesterday. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I woke up with no voice to say my I dos with. FML
Top comments
hiyourcute 0
Its okay, the bride is the only one allowed to be late to her wedding:)
gruvychild 17
Did you make it to your wedding on time at least?
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Comments (235)
mea_iloveskiing 26
at least you weren't sunburned on the roof or tattoed all over your face :)
mea_iloveskiing 26
tattooed*
bambilmf 0
fashionably l8!!!:)
smileyysss 0
FYL
ohmandapants 17
aaaaand nobody thought to wake you up? Nice family and friends you have there.
I_Told_YouSo 5
Well, remember those 2 precious hours because after that you're gonna wait for the "till death do us part." to come which is a really loooooong time.
dudeeee501 3
FYL but you also kinda deserved it, they invent alarm clocks for a reason... Unless, of course you're a deep sleeper :P
hollyman 0
you may sleep the bed
dudeeee501 3
my bad didn't realize i commented already,
ed1970 6
Who gets married on a Tuesday anyway? Everyone else is at work.
devildante21 4
lol I can see that happening to me! hopefully you made it your wedding within a reasonable time!