Today, I saw the Steelers throw the game to the Browns. I get it, you don't want to go to the Superbowl, but could you try being more realistic than staged wrestling? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I left my house angrily after arguing over the Super Bowl. I guess karma gets nasty when you wish a member of the opposing team would break his back. I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I watched the Dallas Cowboys game, only for it to last for four hours and end in a 40-40 tie. FML
Today, I sucked so bad that I faked an injury during a football game to get out of playing. FML
Today, I thought it would be romantic to propose to my girlfriend during halftime at a local football game. I arranged everything with the stadium staff. When the moment came, I got down on one knee, only for her to hiss, "Are you serious? Right here?" She ran off, leaving me kneeling in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, my drunk brother thought I could withstand a metal chair being slammed across my back like on the wrestling shows. I guess he didn't know that the shows are fake. FML
Today, I was in agonizing pain and couldn't move. My parents said they couldn't take me to the ER until the football game on TV was over. FML
Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him, he turns and says, "Not in this lifetime". The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. FML
Today, I went to the Giants game. During the seventh inning stretch, they showed me on the jumbotron. It was just in time for the entire stadium to see me pull a tampon out of my purse. FML
Today, I fulfilled a lifelong dream by attending a Dallas Cowboys football game. Our sitter fell through at the last minute so I took my five-year-old son instead of my wife. We had to leave after the first quarter because he threw up everywhere. FML
Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
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Kraths 16
The only time the Browns will make it to the Superbowl is if I take them there.
tounces7 28
Maybe they just suck? I mean they did get 37 pts so I'm not sure how that's "throwing the game". I dunno, I'm rooting for the Bills this year.
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Kraths 16
The only time the Browns will make it to the Superbowl is if I take them there.
tounces7 28
Maybe they just suck? I mean they did get 37 pts so I'm not sure how that's "throwing the game". I dunno, I'm rooting for the Bills this year.
juggalo2 22
Waah Waah. Steelers threw the game? You think you know something about not being serious about winning? This is the first playoff win for the Browns (or Bengals) since 1994. But Steelers fans are the victims of an unjust conspiracy.
seductivesoup2 5
They were 11-0 until they lost 6 games in a row, 2 of which were back to back losses to Cleveland. I assume the regular season game where they lost to the Browns was rigged, too?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Wait... the Superbowl is going ahead? Talk about a super spreader event.
punkiebrew 8
I felt bad when Ben cried. He's just getting old. I've been there. Go Packers
dasin 18
its all garbo till the modern coloseum bring back the swords XD
PenguinPal3017 19
Someone lost all their money on a "sure thing", and now won't admit it's their fault.