frankkathy
United States
Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
MBean
The Valley, Anguilla
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
boomstick
United States
Ouchies
Today, I pulled a bee off of my friend's dog because we were worried he could be allergic. Of course I got stung, and of course the dog wasn't allergic. Turns out I am. FML
where's the epipen
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Tampa, United States
Another pro-shoe argument
Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Anonymous
Binghamton, United States
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
hulagirl1217
United States
Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML
rrr
Canada
Bee plot
Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML
sisi9999
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Jump in
Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML
markzar
Amherst, United States
Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML
Username
France
Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML
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flockz 20
you ruined its suicide attempt what do u expect?
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
that's deaths way of telling u to **** off
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Comments (206)
gmc_blossom 21
How nice of you. :)
kaylynheartsyou 10
Nice? O_o They sting you then die
Saltime 0
He was referring to OP, not the bee...
kmumma 3
why the hell would you save a bee?
iTransform 8
Wow 36 it just flew right over your head -_-
kyarush 10
they do sting you and then die lol
Saltime 0
80, 'cause one day when you're drowning in a pool, the bee will return the favor.
NastyNinja31 0
no good deed goes unpunished
t765234 10
114- How? It's dead.
alpaquette91 9
honey bees don't sting
hiyourcute 0
Maybe OP isn't an expert in bee varieties and accidentally mis-classified her little bee buddy.
Sirin_fml 47
Honey bees will use their sting if provoked; they have a sting for this reason. Being manhandled would certainly count as provocation to an insect. We did the research for you on this.
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
that's deaths way of telling u to **** off
MineDub5253 0
or mayhem in the apostate commercials
littlemissFYL 5
you might have saved it from drowning but you can't save it after it stung you :-P
Thunderbender 2
Did you rescue it with your hand? How did you possibly expect to not be stung?
alpaquette91 9
16, one; A honey bee will only sting if roughly handled, an even still very rare. Two; they will also sting if the nest was attacked, that wasn't the case. Third OP; honey Bees don't die after they sting because human skin is not thick enough to dislodge it's stinger. So back to number 8's post, you are right, it probably wasn't a honey bee.
Randuhh_17 4
maybe it was a suicidal bee, who wanted a creative death....which you interfered in. So as a result to your interference, it was pissed, and it stung you. Managing to both get revenge, and die....?
salvorican 24
Omg the bee sounds like a terrorist
alpaquette91 9
38 I'm in school for entomology
iTransform 8
^^ Is that a fancy way of saying Bee School?
kaylapple 1
i dont know where my k went. i meant ****!
leemurcat 5
46- That sounds terribly boring. Just saying.
alpaquette91 9
48 no it's the study of insects 52 it is but won't be when I finish, because I'll be working with animals, hopefully in australia or new zealand, but I needed this degree first :/
leemurcat 5
Study insects= work with animals? Treat bug bites or something? I am concerned
alpaquette91 9
wow
Shy_Anne 10
maybe the bee was suicidal¿
honeysuckel 0
what a STINGy bee D:
alexFYL 11
52 - Pff, entomology is fascinating. Nature is awesome.
Lstands4LOSER 0
No shit.
scrapmetal58 9
This bee was living a real life edition of Final Destination. If only she could have overcome her nature of stinging she may have survived... until death came up with something else.
edogy 0
1- Ya and Casey Anthony is didn't kill her child.
TheRealBruce 12
oops I done stung myself bye world!
OMNOMN0M 0
does it matter what kind of bee it was?!
edogy 0
1- ya, and Casey Anthony didn't kill her child.
OMNOMN0M 0
I love family guy
obnint 3
I know right
ArcticDead 12
you study insects to work with animals? shouldn't you be taking some animal course then?
alpaquette91 9
my minor is entomology, my major is zoology :)
mellasaurusrex 5
Don't all bees sting?
opendoorclosed 8
DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!!!!!!
Friaza 29
A bee is a bee after all.
tandem123 6
133, you even have the picture and name to match that comment. bravo, goog sir.
kbm22 0
really?
edogy2 1
1- Yep and Casey Anthony didn't kill her child.
nicksand 0
lmfao
nicksand 0
hi
christen7 0
Dude.. Just shut up. You obviously chose the wrong subject to study!
alpaquette91 9
honey bees don't sting
gmc_blossom 21
How nice of you. :)
NeverShoutDana 13
It was a love sting.
LaughterofCorn 4
Final Destination 6: Bee Afraid!
FUUUandyourmom 16
"I love you so much, I'd die for you!"
honeysuckel 0
^ wat u gotta say bout my mama
chiddy_bang71 0
5, don't put your number on fml. personally, I'd b kind of scared if someone like every1luvsboners or gayboii started texting me.
AriTheAirhead 10
she could be using textfree on her iPhone so you can block random weirdos. just saying.
AnagenisisZagus 13
A honey bee? I had not known they stung. Shit, back to google.
Mipz 2
bumblebees are the ones that don't sting. they're the big fuzzy ones. :3
ElizabethNL93 20
Bumblebees most definitely sting..
robotiick7 23
180- Bumble bees do sting, I've been stung by one in the temple before.
lorenzoman77 7
it was saying thank you :)
gchartier90 0
it was probably having swim and you interrupted you deserve it. bees deserve to relax to
yomommma 6
Having fun swimming *
flockz 20
you ruined its suicide attempt what do u expect?
MrSassypants 34
Well they do commit suicide when they sting, i was turned it into a homicide by me before. It tried to sting me but then I caught it, got a hold of it's stinger, and pulled it out.
leemurcat 5
My boyfriend catches bees so he can put them down my shirt >.> lol I don't see how he does it. But he also can tell which sting and which don't. I don't know that, either, but luckily I haven't been stung yet.
spazmattic 0
My girlfriend puts leeches on my erection.
wolflover44 5
I think I'd get rid of that boyfriend... He doesn't sound like a great catch to me.
HeyImJuli 3
there's gratitude for u, I'm sorry :( f the bee and fyl