smokin
United States
Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
lageste
France
Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML
Pantess at work
United States
Ripper
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
NewTenant
United States
Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML
Sbfreak510
France
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Pants-Girl
Canada
Public surprise
Today, I was out walking downtown. A woman walking behind the thought that my pants were hanging too low. She came over to me and yanked my pants up. FML
Mel
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Woah!
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML
Jac
United States
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Teen
United States
Whoops
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
leahbeuhh
United Kingdom
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the way to meet him. While chatting, I told him that I had a rip in my favorite jeans. When he sympathetically apologized, I said "It's okay, you're just going to take them off in a minute, anyway." I forgot my mom was in the car. FML
Ihatepants
Wrightsville, United States
Today, I had a full day of work, a social event, and a doctor's appointment. My son looked at me when I got home and said, "Are your pants on backwards?" Yes, yes they were. All day. FML
Top comments
Fx13mz 7
True fire crotch right there.
iAmScrubs 19
This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Go to a club and start dancing. Then you will truly have the fire burning on the dance floor.
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Comments (67)
ithappens28 0
niceee :)
Spade606 6
Did your pubes catch on fire too?
aliceisbored 11
That really isn't nice at all.
rallets 23
you liar!!
LordGoober 13
I've had the chance to tell someone that back in high school welding class, was pretty funny.
metallicshadow 16
8 - apparently pubes are still flammable, so that's a possibility
Fx13mz 7
True fire crotch right there.
imosim 0
I though it was called a crotch rocket...?
BIEBERSLAYER 10
Gotta bush fire going on down there
turkishjew 0
I just don't have anything to say about this
hiflier1012 3
Then why did you comment?
rocketeer_97 1
How did that happen?
x_KL_x 7
Then don't say anything?.......
evillittleme 5
maybe OP was the same FML person that set their pubes on fire..
zyperman43 19
Maybe op is a liar
magnetic_aura 26
Obviously, OP told a lie. ;-)
chick011 0
That's one way to remove your pubes.
rattusrattus 19
Was the person a liar?
BoltTheSuperdog 22
I saw your profile picture and immediately read "liar" as "lyre".
iAmScrubs 19
This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Go to a club and start dancing. Then you will truly have the fire burning on the dance floor.
qwaszxwesdxc 0
Wahahaha!
Fahrenheit63 5
were you by any chance singing Kasabian's I am on fire....
txgirl2013 14
Were you being a liar liar?