badbride
United States
Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
dhskkf
United States
Brain fog
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
angryinlaws
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Toronto, Canada
Sleeping beauty
Today, after almost two days, I finally fell asleep, during my husband's vows, on our wedding day, in front of 250 guests. FML
UnluckyGroom
East Wenatchee, United States
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Anonymous
Rain check?
Today, I woke up a little after seven. I felt sick to my stomach because last night was my bachelor party and I drank more than I ever have before. I checked my phone, and I had received 42 missed calls. It was seven o'clock pm. Today was my wedding day. FML
Guntherdog
United States
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Butters
Lathlain, Australia
Couch fights!
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
notmarriedyet
United States
Today, it was my wedding day. Everything went great, except that no one showed up. Apparently, the address of the invitation was typed wrong. FML
OhNo
Bakersfield, United States
Today, I accidentally stood up my first date ever. How? I spent all of last night cleaning my parents' house for extra spending money to make sure the date went perfect, but I ended up sleeping through the alarm as well. FML
Numskull
Perth, Australia
Where were you?
Today, I showed up to my mate's wedding. There was a board for someone's 100th birthday instead. I screwed up the dates and the wedding was yesterday. FML
LoveSick
Today, I'm getting married. I woke up with no voice to say my I dos with. FML
Top comments
hiyourcute 0
Its okay, the bride is the only one allowed to be late to her wedding:)
gruvychild 17
Did you make it to your wedding on time at least?
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Comments (235)
breakin_benjamn 0
well someone likes being fashionably late
jallred254 4
well someone likes to be fasionably stupid
beeeeeeetch 0
daaaaaaaaang, hope you were just "fashionably late"
SaggyBoy135 0
Hahahaha clever!
BaconDave 12
^There are words for people like you. Oh yeah, motherfuckers.
slowlydying1234 6
That's the one day I would be extra sure to get up on time. Way to go.
afrodudeFYL_fml_fml 0
most likely got wasted. Haha.
gchartier90 0
where was the brides maid. blame it on her, it's her job to get you out of bed
Captain0bv10us 0
Didn't you have an alarm or soneone to wake you up? YDI
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
I dont care how well you sugar coat your name, its property of me, I was here first. So na-na na-na boo-boo stick your head in doo-doo
kaka123abc 0
that's why alarms where invented.
lecitizen_fml 1
You seem pretty excited by your wedding !
mrredkneck 2
why did you post this comment 4 times
lecitizen_fml 1
I have no idea ! Pressed send only once !
lecitizen_fml 1
You seem pretty excited by your wedding !
lecitizen_fml 1
You seem pretty excited by your wedding !
ifailplzinsultme 0
What's a soneone?
sxe_beast 11
What's a douche? Oh that would be you! Good job on calling out a simple typo and being a dick about it.