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Grudge

By Anonymous - 02/09/2026 15:00 - United States - Rialto

Today, it’s like we’re living the dumbest most petty version of Romeo and Juliet ever. My daughter’s boyfriend’s father forced his son to break up with her because the dad and I dated for a year way back in high school. I left him for another guy and apparently he never got over it. FML

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DLBL 21

Thursday 3 September 2026 12:38

Romeo's father should be embarrassed to be so petty. He's admitting he can't get over a HIGH SCHOOL GIRLFRIEND? What a wimp.

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DLBL 21

Thursday 3 September 2026 12:38

Romeo's father should be embarrassed to be so petty. He's admitting he can't get over a HIGH SCHOOL GIRLFRIEND? What a wimp.

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