alone
United States
Today, I committed to babysitting on Valentine's Day not because I needed the money, but because I just got dumped. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
NoValentine
United States
Today, I realized the reason I was asked to babysit 3 weeks ago for Feb 14 was because the old married couple with kids safely assumed that I wouldn't have a Valentine. FML
Anonymous
The money is still yours
Today, after I took extra shifts to be able take the woman I loved out for special weekend, she dumped me and now I'm working extra shift for no reason. FML
kaileekat517
United States
Today, instead of going to a romantic dinner with my boyfriend like I'd planned, I ended up babysitting his queasy little sister. FML
Dan1021
France
Today, after telling my girlfriend that I loved her, she dumped me claiming I was getting "too attached". I've already spent almost $400 on her Valentine's Day present. FML
Username
United States
Today, I found out that when my room-mate agreed to babysit someone's two year old kid for money, what he really planned on doing was dumping it with me. The kid won't stop crying and screaming. FML
stuck
United States
Stuck on amber
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Anonymous
Gainesville, United States
Sacrifice
Today, it's Valentine’s Day and the woman for whom I gave up my traveling $100,000 day job, and two luxurious vehicles for a trailer and a dog, now says she doesn’t want to get married because I have to work a POS job. FML
klala
Reserved
Today, my boss asked me if I could work on Valentine's Day because there was no chance of me having a date. She's right. FML
IfuSeekAmyIdo
United States
Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
TMI
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
Top comments
desabelle 0
It's better to be alone then with bad company.
skeezycheeses 0
You pleasured yourself with chocolates? Hmmm. Never tried that, I usually use a vibrator.
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desabelle 0
It's better to be alone then with bad company.
ScaughtieHolden 11
*than
vfscx0aw6o7jshl 0
Last year, I pleasured myself with my empty box of chocolates. They were gift from my mom. FML
Rodin_fml 0
I'm free for Valentine's
skeezycheeses 0
You pleasured yourself with chocolates? Hmmm. Never tried that, I usually use a vibrator.
2random 0
valentines day is so pathetic anyways. im engaged so im not just saying this because " i have been dumped" or whatever, but i dont need just one day out of the whole year to tell my man that i love him and buy him something specail. i can do it anyday i please i dont need a day like valentines day to prove it to anybody.
GhostDuck 30
*special
k2rules 0
Well I think that being single on valentines day is just fine and dandy! Don't even worry about it. Although I don't think there is anything wrong with this day and no real reason to be sceptical about it. I think that it is true we can show someone we love them anyday but it doesn't mean that we can't have a day just for love. Not to mention who ever said you had to buy anything on that day or go do anything. Some people just like to take that day to relax and enjoy one anothers company. Why have a special day to celebrate your engagement or your wedding.....because you want to who cares. People need to stop being so critical of these things. I was saying most of this to comment about the one above.
AliSama 17
at least you had a date to begin with!
kira822_fml 0
....and? So what? Now you can be a five year old's first valentine. What's better than that?
silly_kate 0
well, at least you had someone to spend valentine's with! some people have never had a valentine, so get over it! and you probs made that kid have a good time!
rawrkittehpwnage 0
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