Today, I accidentally knocked over a mall Santa on his way to meet some children. I've never had that many hate-filled eyes on me at once. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML
Today, I took my daughter to see Santa at the mall. When I went to pick her up from Santa's lap, my watch snagged on his beard, pulling it off in front of my daughter and about twenty kids in line. My daughter still isn't speaking to me. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML
Today, I brought my 6-year-old to the mall to sit on Santa's lap. She told him what she wanted and smiled for the picture. When the lady told her that her turn was over, she began throwing a fit, pulling off Santa's beard in the process. This caused all the kids in line to begin sobbing. FML
Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML
Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML
Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML
Today, I was in the mall for the second day in a row with my 7-year-old brother. As we walked past Santa he asked me, "Why does Santa look different today"? Not thinking, I said, "Because each mall has a different Santa." FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML
Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML
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Top comments
skorka 5
It's ok, we all mke mistakes sometimes
redbluegreen 41
Does this mean you're on the naughty list?
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Comments (58)
badbaby_87 5
You could have turned it into a play with a message. Scenario: you being absent-minded, Santa the victim, and he would tell you to be more careful, then you agree to be more careful, and possibly end the play with a hug.
The_Water_Ninja 9
why are this getting down votes? it was an accident...
ICastillo 25
OP you're lucky they didn't go Children of th Corn on your ass.
DanielleinDC 34
It happens. Be a little more careful next time. Unless you're late for something, no need to rush through the malls.
limitedition 25
I'm just dying to know how you mistakenly knocked down Santa More details pls, OP
joanniejore 7
How did you manage to knock over someone that big?
Pretty_reckless_fml 18
*Sigh* I Ho Ho Hope your happy OP!
pissperfect 7
Did his belly shake like a bowl full of jelly?
Randomness_Too 7
Santa is usually fat,must have used alot of force.
license2chill 5
Or the parents should just tell their kids that Santa isn't real at the very beginning. I don't get why ppl make their kids believe in something for a decade or so, then shatter their beliefs like nothing, now that's evil.