Today, I accidentally knocked over a mall Santa on his way to meet some children. I've never had that many hate-filled eyes on me at once. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML
Today, I took my daughter to see Santa at the mall. When I went to pick her up from Santa's lap, my watch snagged on his beard, pulling it off in front of my daughter and about twenty kids in line. My daughter still isn't speaking to me. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML
Today, I brought my 6-year-old to the mall to sit on Santa's lap. She told him what she wanted and smiled for the picture. When the lady told her that her turn was over, she began throwing a fit, pulling off Santa's beard in the process. This caused all the kids in line to begin sobbing. FML
Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML
Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML
Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML
Today, I was in the mall for the second day in a row with my 7-year-old brother. As we walked past Santa he asked me, "Why does Santa look different today"? Not thinking, I said, "Because each mall has a different Santa." FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML
Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML
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Top comments
skorka 5
It's ok, we all mke mistakes sometimes
redbluegreen 41
Does this mean you're on the naughty list?
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Comments (58)
UndeadDenstra 4
We all make mistakes, plus you most likely wont ever see those people again. don't worry about it.
chocolateisyum 12
Poor Santa! Did you he get hurt? I hope that you said sorry!
olpally 33
You're a mean one, mr. Grinch! ;)
gracehi 33
You really are a heel, You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mister Grinch,
lilpsyco 16
You're a bad banana, With a greasy black peel! You're a monster, Mr. Grinch! Your heart's an empty hole. Your brain is full of spiders. You've got garlic in your soul, Mister Grinch
Enslaved 38
Ugh! I feel your pain. They play Christmas music all day at my job. I'd hate to then have to listen to it blasting at home from my neighbors' house. I am in the Christmas mood but that's just overkill!
courtneyann211 10
Wrong fml
XxDead_RockerxX 6
Should of walked away slowly..
sweetmama88 6
Sometimes people should watch out where there walking even if its Santa Claus .
courtneyann211 10
13 or the parents could say that Santa sends Santa helpers to visit with all the boys and girls since he's busy at the north pole and can't make it to every mall at the same time
lawlcopter 3
you are horrible! and obviously going on the naughty list yo
jjbond01 4
At least you didn't knock his bread and stuff off then it would have been ten times worse.
graced91 10
Right, because no one wants Santa's fresh baked bread to get dirty.
HannahLouise96 13
Damn you #43, ya beat me to it!
newmandotcom 6
Clearly you've never been caught hiding in the women's locker room....