moopymoplady
Canada
Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I accidentally knocked over a mall Santa on his way to meet some children. I've never had that many hate-filled eyes on me at once. FML
areyouserial
United States
Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML
evil Santa
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Solon, United States
Tis the season…
Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML
JessThompson
Hamilton, Canada
Today, after telling my young kids all about Santa, his reindeer and his sleigh, we saw him. Smoking a cigarette in the beat-up car next to ours at a red light. FML
childdreamkiller
Canada
Today, I took my daughter to see Santa at the mall. When I went to pick her up from Santa's lap, my watch snagged on his beard, pulling it off in front of my daughter and about twenty kids in line. My daughter still isn't speaking to me. FML
Loola
France
Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML
Santa
Canada
Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML
tishihish
United States
Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML
perenoel
France
Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML
Amore
Bois-colombes, France
Today, my son told me the Christmas letter he wrote to Santa was a joke and he didn't want the stuff he asked for. I already bought everything. FML
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alex1432 9
What was that ****** doing out of his workshop?!
StoryOfTheYear 15
Did you take it?
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StoryOfTheYear 15
Did you take it?
MrTittySprinkles 7
Mery Christmas....... Now go **** your self
cudi504 4
All he wanted was for OP to sit on his lap
Keyman1212 14
No, I don't think it meant go **** yourself, I think it meant I want to **** you.
flagg1888 3
Really 47?? Is that how you see the world?? Unless you meant it as a joke, then it just wasn't funny
pancakerocks 1
i thought it was funny
Naitsi 19
Queas you are on the bad list
MrShizzBear 0
Must've thought you were a Ho Ho Ho :D
chili_is_good 0
Santas like where's my ho's at?
FarSide 23
Oh I sure OP took it all.
Tommananaze6T9 4
I guess Santa's on the naughty list this year
SlyTendencies 1
...Merry Christmas! =D
Duladian 19
Tis the season. I wonder if he got pepper sprayed on black friday... that'd ruin my mood.
Duladian 19
Tis the season. I wonder if he got pepper sprayed on black friday... that'd ruin my mood.
boofgall 16
Ho Ho..oh?
lovejdbieber 0
Looks like someones been naughty this year
superguppy19 3
It's merry ******* christmas to you little boy
D37H100 5
"And what the f*** do you want for Christmas? I just want the old Santa back. Santa's dead b****!" aha dickfigures.
ihasbrains 10
You're not Santa. You smell like beef and cheese.
ninjuh_wingman 29
Its because you're not suppose to see him til Christmas. Either that or he's trying to tell you that you've been naughty this year.
Carbonation 0
When I'm naughty, I just get chained up and spanked with a paddle. Am I doing it right?
FYLDeep 26
Only if you say "Thank you sir, may I have another?" after each spanking.
cBlackout 13
Now is when you go and ask him for presents.
alex1432 9
What was that ****** doing out of his workshop?!
BadSuerte 0
Checking to see whose been naughty or nice....well we know someone who's been naughty.
heythisisme02 9
I don't know probably nothing!! CAUSE HE IS NOT REAL!!
kut19 6
He didn't give you a lump of coal. So that's good!
LadyLol_fml 15
They'll be coal in your stocking, come Christmas morn'.
Miguemex95 4
On the bright side.... nah there's no bright side that was plain ****** up.
CadillacPimpen 6
The best things in life are free. Like first!
SwiftFaux 0
What the **** did YOU put on your christmaa list?
SwiftFaux 0
christmas* , iTouch ftw.
mikemotox105 4
Dnt cuss u look like ur 12