Today, I accidentally dropped and shattered my small bathroom mirror. My sister came to see what was going on, took one look at the shattered mirror, and said, "About time you put it out if its misery." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while walking into a hotel room, I passed by a full-sized mirror. My reflection scared me so badly that I punched the mirror, which then shattered and resulted in several cuts to my hand. FML
Today, I asked my landlady if she could fix the air conditioner that's been broken since I moved in. Instead, she came round and took away my bathroom mirror, along with all the toilet paper. FML
Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML
Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML
Today, I accidentally broke one of my mom’s favorite glasses while she was away. My dad saw and offered to tell her instead that he broke it, because, "let’s face it, if she knew it was you, she’d shove the glass shards down your fucking throat." FML
Today, my sister was taking forever in the bathroom, and I jokingly threatened to kick down the door. I rammed into it, and it actually bust almost off its hinges. My sister screamed and our parents came running. Now I'm grounded forever and our bathroom has no door. FML
Today, I broke my mirror off going to the drive-through at McDonald's. Even the cashier watching was like, "Fuck, dude." FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML
Today, while putting on makeup, I got a face full of bloody scratches instead of an even skin tone. Turns out my makeup sponge was full of bits of glass. My little brother forgot to tell me he shattered a mirror beside my makeup box. FML
Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML
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Ninjahiga 27
Wow, that's cold
hellopenny 18
And the sister of the year award goes to...
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Comments (56)
jaykruz90 13
That's what sisters do, if I didn't hear at least one sarcastic remark from my little sister everyday I would be worried. With your language to this incident FML for your sister
worldclassrager 41
Maybe you'll get seven years of getting prettier from that
thejonac 21
your profile name thing is v appropriate
Mynamewontfi 40
Your sister made a joke after making sure you're okay. Your response is calling her a "btichass cuntshit" (username). That's uncalled for. Grow up and YDI.
interesting33 37
yeah it seems like a bit of an overreaction
Goblin182 27
That's just funny as hell.
emeraldisle 30
I just came here to say I love your username.
Vegetarian27 24
I'm confused as to why this is an FML? She didn't do anything to deserve your username.
deguwrangler 7
your sister is great
vikky538 29
Hope she is just messing with you?
Xion0014 20
7 years of bad luck, started a minute later /: