Today, I accidentally dropped and shattered my small bathroom mirror. My sister came to see what was going on, took one look at the shattered mirror, and said, "About time you put it out if its misery." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while walking into a hotel room, I passed by a full-sized mirror. My reflection scared me so badly that I punched the mirror, which then shattered and resulted in several cuts to my hand. FML
Today, I asked my landlady if she could fix the air conditioner that's been broken since I moved in. Instead, she came round and took away my bathroom mirror, along with all the toilet paper. FML
Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML
Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML
Today, I accidentally broke one of my mom’s favorite glasses while she was away. My dad saw and offered to tell her instead that he broke it, because, "let’s face it, if she knew it was you, she’d shove the glass shards down your fucking throat." FML
Today, my sister was taking forever in the bathroom, and I jokingly threatened to kick down the door. I rammed into it, and it actually bust almost off its hinges. My sister screamed and our parents came running. Now I'm grounded forever and our bathroom has no door. FML
Today, I broke my mirror off going to the drive-through at McDonald's. Even the cashier watching was like, "Fuck, dude." FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML
Today, while putting on makeup, I got a face full of bloody scratches instead of an even skin tone. Turns out my makeup sponge was full of bits of glass. My little brother forgot to tell me he shattered a mirror beside my makeup box. FML
Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML
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Ninjahiga 27
Wow, that's cold
hellopenny 18
And the sister of the year award goes to...
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Ninjahiga 27
Wow, that's cold
trollcrusher 17
Maybe there's more to this story, or perhaps some sort of bitter sibling history. Otherwise, in my personal opinion, this does not even seem FML-worthy.
rootl 7
It could just be a case of op needing to learn how to take a joke. I have siblings and we joke around like this 24/7. We know there are no hard feelings. Op's sister could be joking. But I could always be wrong.
Ashamed_Sister 60
OP's username says she didn't take it as a joke.
joeyl2008 29
It was probably just a joke and OP is just being a little bitch about it.
Helldemon 32
Considering her username she probably deserves the sister saying that.
hellopenny 18
And the sister of the year award goes to...
mrlawlor7777 26
OP ftw!
getindoe69 17
and now he's speechless, she got em
majesticprincess 19
Sorry op that's harsh but I mean that's what sisters are for.
stargazing 17
That's never what I considered my sister to be for...
Steffi3 40
At least she cared enough to come and check on you after hearing the noise
bluefairy_fml 24
OP, I was going to say FML, but then I saw your nickname, so YDI. Siblings always tease each other, get over it. It's not the end of the world, and it's certainly not a reason to throw such aggressive swear words at your sister.
SadIndianLife 16
I dont see even 1 swear word in the post!
jaspinkgrl01 18
Well seven years of bad luck is way worse. Am I right?
HWICUNow 10
that's only if you break it under a ladder with a black cat
burberryrox 4
Wow what a little shit of a sister
DEATHLORD_fml 16
*OOOOOHHHHHH* *mlg airhorns* *pixelated shades appear on your sister*
dolphinlvr7 24
What the heck?
False_Stupidity 42
I don't know what #10 is taking, but I want some...
mrlawlor7777 26
Judging by your username, you're not very nice to your sister. She took the opportunity to pay you back. YDI.
lovelockdown23 23
Sisters are awesome. Lol life would suck without my sister aha. the same sister that bleached every last garment that I owned and I had to walk around high school like that for a whole semester. Smh it was sad at the time but looking back it's pretty funny.