Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up and led the audience in an enthusiastic and rather successful chant "H-A-R-R-Y!". Minutes later when I attempted to do the same thing, I was pelted with half-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, and booing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML
Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML
Today, I went to see the new Harry Potter movie with my boyfriend. Feeling an intense need to pee, he decided to sacrifice a few minutes of the movie before the highly-anticipated final combat to get some relief. He went through the wrong door, locking himself out. Right until the end. FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML
Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML
Today, I queued up for few hours in torrential rain to see the Harry Potter premiere. After just four hours sleep and waking at 3am, I fell asleep during film and missed the whole thing. FML
Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML
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HurriKaty 4
Copycat.
IreadFMLnaked 0
Try to be more original next time.
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HurriKaty 4
Copycat.
iBimmer 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for watching Harry Potter, Nerdy.
famas48 0
Snape kills Dumbledore.
FreddyLunch 0
You ruined it for me.
someone2love 0
hahaha that's awesome! thank you!
bskballa92 0
#97, You know what else ruined it for a lot of people? The book that came out 2 years before the movie
Fire_lights 0
ROFLMAO, wow #80! I've already read them, but that spoiler just totally made my day.
Amystika 0
Ginny married Harry, silly. They had three children, and Ginny did not get to name any of them.
blehargh 0
Um, obviously he's not being serious? Seriously, it's okay to be a Harry Potter fan, but it makes you look like a nerd when you correct someone who's not being serious in the first place.
picky_and_bitter 0
silver lining, at least he got free food!
godyourethick 0
Just for those of you who are missing all of the buried comments, Snape kills Dumbledore, but it's ok because Dumbledore was going to die anyway (cursed hand) and it was part of his plan. Fred dies in the next book. Harry kills Voldemort with a disarming charm. Molly Weasley kills Bellatrix. Someone help me here, have I missed anything?
clever_fml 0
that would have been funny when the book came out, but considering everyone already knows what happens who actually cares... i think you're a bit late.
Xader 0
To be fair, I didn't know what happens. On the other hand, I don't really care. So....yeah.
pingpongpickle 8
what #80?? are you serious?!? jk I don't even know who that is. but really op, you can't do the exact same thing a few minutes later.
xxwtfwasthatxx 0
win!
My2864 1
win epic win
audreyy062 2
well if u mean by minutes later, do u mean by the time the movie started? cuz if u did that would be annoying because they would just want to watch the movie, not cheer. but if not then...yeah. copycatter.
Razman201 14
Lols
murlocholmes 5
Perhaps I'm the only one who feels badly for the crowd... $20 for a box of popcorn and they have to throw it at some twit (OP, no offense) just to get the unoriginal wanker to sit down? FYL Crowd...
ScaughtieHolden 11
Hedwig was the Dark Lord.
IreadFMLnaked 0
Try to be more original next time.
intotheblue 0
Yeah, if you'd tried to do the same thing BEFORE this other person, that would be different. I've had that happen and it sucks. But why would you do the same thing AFTER him? You expected people to react the same way? YDI...
number1dukie 0
poser
nebjamin69 0
That's what you get for trying to steal someone elses stuff....
GreenBud_fml 0
nice patches of armpit hair
AnnO263 0
Why were you trying to repeat it?
spoo 24
Some challenged individuals are repeaters. They repeat things that they like/agree with because they dont understand whats going on. I feel bad for the OP, but way to go OP, you're using a computer like a big girl. We are all proud of you!
depechemode 0
Epic, epic comment. I laughed so hard.
isaiaha11 2
@ 7 i lol at the pic and what you said
jessamyn_it_is 0
Well, the audience probably was tired of it. Yeah, Copycat, I second that. lol you so deserved it. Big fail xD
Darth_Taco 14
I wouldn't have gone as far as to throw shit at you I payed for, but I would've been pissed too. Someone already got a chant going, the moment was gone, and everybody had it out of their system. You can try it for the 7th or 8th movie (7th book is being split into 2 movies in case you didn't know).
zidane312 0
Harry Twatter and the half rubbed clits
metheonlyb 17
Hahaha!! though i'm a HP Fan but i admit it was ******* hilarious!! Nice one zidane312
metheonlyb 17
Hahahaha!! Though i'm a HP fan i must say that Zidane312 was hilarious!
fireandice27 0
So you reply to their comment twice??
drizzy11 18
You're an idiot lol
bethluvsyou 15
Go die somewhere.
astropuff69 9
You die somewhere you piece of shit **** Cum bucket ************. Sorry I got excited :/ Harry Potter does that to me
cology 0
oh yach
Sucks2beYouxD 0
What a stupid thing to do...
dyingstart 0
I woulda been pissed at anyone who spoiled my previews with chanting...I saw the Sherlock Holmes trailer for the first time before HP6, so STFU. YDI for copying.