Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML
Today, the cops showed up at my work because people were fighting in the parking lot. This is a nightly occurrence. FML
Today, I found an empty parking space in a crowded parking lot. When I came back later, a lady and a cop were standing by my car. Her car used to be parked there and got stolen. They think I'm involved. FML
Today, at work, there was a police officer waiting for me. Bewildered, I asked what the problem was. Someone had shot fireworks at cars in the parking lot and I was a suspect. Why? Ponytails on men apparently look suspicious. FML
Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML
Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML
Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML
Today, I discovered that sitting in the back of your car from 8 to 9 p.m. talking with a friend in a park area is suspicious enough behavior to have cops called on you, then for backup to arrive. FML
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML
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girlnextdoor_678 0
whose out there like, "that man is dancing. we must call the cops before he wreaks havoc on the town."
resawins 0
who the **** would call the cops?!!!! honestly!!!!!
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Comments (51)
alwaysalady 0
That is freakin' awesome!
az_45 0
LMAO HILARIOUS
tieranosaurus 0
i wonder what the police dispatcher thought when they took that call, lol
patsayssummer 0
Dude I'm totally from Ottawa too. OC Transpo sucks.
Ninjahiga 27
OPs from Ontario...
chrisbeaudoin 26
Ottawa is in ontario...
carriealana 0
ehehEHEHEHE. That sounds so funny.
resawins 0
who the **** would call the cops?!!!! honestly!!!!!
girlnextdoor_678 0
whose out there like, "that man is dancing. we must call the cops before he wreaks havoc on the town."
Wide_white 0
DAM THAT BUS STIRKE!! I had to walk an hour to get to place D'orleans to get on a shuttle bus that only went to Ottawa U. I go to Algonquin. I missed my class and had to walk BACk an hour to get home. FML!!!
skyraider17 0
did you just point and say 'yeah, he went that way?' anyways, I'm sure the cops weren't too serious about it, maybe just in the mood for a show
hbooks93 0
this is... amazing