Satan's Lil elf
Today, I broke my mirror off going to the drive-through at McDonald's. Even the cashier watching was like, "Fuck, dude." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
igotsbadluck
Smyrna, United States
Today, while walking into a hotel room, I passed by a full-sized mirror. My reflection scared me so badly that I punched the mirror, which then shattered and resulted in several cuts to my hand. FML
Timebaseboy
United States
Today, the driver side mirror of my car was smashed off and laying on the ground. On the window was a $75.00 ticket for improper equipment for not having a mirror. FML
drummahboi99
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML
pantless
Sydney, Australia
Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML
whyme
United States
Hit and run
Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML
Malpal
United States
Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML
Anonymous
Are you OK?
Today, I was leaving a café. I pushed confidently on the glass door… which didn’t move. I pulled. Nothing. I pushed again, harder. Still nothing. A barista finally yelled, “Other side!” as I realized I’d been wrestling with a decorative wall mirror. FML
Mike
Don't look back
Today, I took my car to a car wash, and when I got it back, one of the rearview mirrors was missing. Someone knocked it off and the management refuses to cooperate on who was the thief. FML
Arcam
Edinburgh, United Kingdom
Today, I had my first accident in 5 years of driving. I clipped a Ford Fiesta, mirror to mirror. His mirror is totally destroyed. Mine is fine. I was so stressed afterwards that I reversed straight into another car. FML
Anonymous
Helsinki, Finland
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
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thisisbutaname 38
I think you should take some time to reflect on you driving skills
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
you had to have steered into the wall or something like how
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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
you had to have steered into the wall or something like how
thisisbutaname 38
I think you should take some time to reflect on you driving skills
Gofuckyourself 24
Was the Happy Meal worth it?
RichardPencil 32
Probably not. If it had worked as advertised, the OP would be so ecstatic they wouldn’t have minded the broken mirror.
Gofuckyourself 24
Maybe deep.. deep.. deep.. deep.. deep.. deep.. deep.. deep.. deep.. deep.. deep.. deep.. deep.. deep.. deep down the Happy Meal helped, a little 😀
RichardPencil 32
You mean he wasn’t lovin’ it? Back in the day, their slogan was “You deserve a break today.” I guess you got one, literally.
TumblrweedPasses 11
If you're new to driving, shit happens, practice and maybe get extra lessons If you're not, be more cautious and aware Could've caused a huge McAccident