Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up and poured myself a large glass of orange juice from a carton and took a big gulp only to realize it was liquid eggs. FML
Today, I poured out a glass of apple juice to drink. I threw out a beer can from earlier, and my mom thought I was drinking alcohol, not juice. She scolded me, until I made her physically taste the juice. FML
Today, my sister took me out shopping for my birthday and had been drinking a Monster the whole day. Halfway back home, I took a sip of it and she screamed, but it was too late. I had drunk the phlegm that she spat into the can earlier. FML
Today, I was teaching my microbiology lab class as a graduate TA. Some dumbass frat boy dared his friend to drink a tube of E. coli and the idiot did it. Now everything in the lab is contaminated with vomit. FML
Today, I made a smoothie with all the healthy ingredients I could find. As I took my first sip, I realized too late that I had accidentally blended in a dead fly that had fallen into the blender. FML
Today, I really wanted something to drink. I looked in the fridge, and found some of my grandma's soy milk. I took a swig, and instead of tasting soy, I tasted something rotten. Turns out my grandma knows I drink her soy milk, so she swapped it with expired chicken broth. FML
Today, I went to make my morning coffee as usual. When I opened the container for the coffee grounds, I saw it bubbling. Perplexed, I looked closer. This is how I discovered that maggots can actually bubble what they ingest. FML
Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML
Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML
Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML
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Top comments
SweetieLish 0
Why would you just drink a random glass of juice that was just sitting out for no reason?
CakeBaker11 0
I would murder her.
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Comments (214)
aznmex21 3
..........................good luck!
cul8r 4
So, animal cruelty is a science project?
k9obsessed 5
Oh lord, grow up. It's not animal cruelty. Maggots get into food and all manner of worse things and are fine.
dgbb10 0
rofl you really think hurting maggots is animal cruelty.. well then stop killing all the insects you kill daily by walking and steping on them and with your body fluids rofl Maggots are not animals
bropei 0
wtf? Did you fail middle school bio? Insects are animals. Your opinions on the worthiness of maggot life are whatever, but don't be ignorant about it.
XxdarkangelxX13 0
O.o.....
Firate 3
Leaving that in the fridge in the open is almost like she's asking for that to happen. She could have put a post-it note on it or something. Maybe the real project was seeing if people would drink maggots.
nickflackafury 0
you thought maggot sized maggots were pulp...? id say that one is on you pal. maggots are a tad bigger than flakes of orange.
FlyWillis 0
Why didn't you just make you own glass? YDI. Even if there weren't maggots in there, why would you drink an already made glass of a drink? Lazy ass. It's not yours.
guitar0501 0
what kind of ******* science project is drowning maggots in juice?
Hjade 4
i think I just threw up a little as I'm sure you did when you found out. eurgh!
Wazilla 0
Did you also drink your moms lemonade too?
KrustyPr022 0
I agree with #6 !