Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
Today, my mother-in-law moved in with my husband and I, where she shits the bed and herself. There's a waiting list for the nursing home, so in the meantime I’m cleaning up her shit and she isn’t even my mother. FML
Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML
Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML
Today, my mother-in-law moved into my wife's two-bedroom apartment. She's quite possibly the reincarnation of Hitler himself, and she'll be staying until this time next year. FML
Today, my mother-in-law yelled from across the house for me to come quickly. She sounded frantic, so I rushed and asked what was wrong. She said, "Nothing." and that she just wanted to remind me that she hates my guts. She'll be living here with me and my wife for the next two months. FML
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DocBastard 40
Mother-in-law: Welcome home! Did you have a good... OP: Get out. Mother-in-law: I did some rearranging... OP: Get OUT. Mother-in-law: Can we talk about th... OP: Bitch, I will ******* destroy you.
folfin 0
OMG!! kick her out. that's a tough one. your house.
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Comments (202)
rocket2 0
hahaha sucks to be you!!!
nhlnba2 6
Send her back to the old folks home.
rocket2 0
someone should
Perksofbeingawal 0
Abdullah should
hahaitsmattheau 0
well at least she will make all the sandwiches u want
DaveOnDope 4
Not always. My SO's mother lives with us and I rarely see her at all unless she cooks up dinner. Fried taters, chili beans, and cornbread! Good Oakie food, love it, and her too. She's just an old sweetheart. She adjusted to living in a home where the cannabis does roam. She's almost 80!
zyxwvutsrqponmlk_fml 0
72 - unless I'm mistaken you, sir need to speek (type) proper English
scotty2hottie48 0
Your one to talk #86
scotty2hottie48 0
Yea, your not one to talk #86
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
just move into her house, it should be fine once you air out the old peoples smell and kill all her cats.
dum_dum1 0
well I would throw that old fart out on her ass. she would be the ultimate party pooper, telling stories about the great depression and losing her false teeth. soon your whole house smells of old people. do you have any idea how hard it is to get old lady smell out of a sofa. and chicks don't dig it when there is some strange old lady sitting around waiting to die.
KingDingALing 9
Why are you agreeing with yourself? It makes you look like a retard on crack.
Angi95 3
99 I don't think OP is concerned about chicks if he is married just sayin.
scotty2hottie48 0
it wasn't intentional. my comment never showed up on the Iphone app so i went on the internet and changed the wording. After I put the new comment in my original showed up.
daeval14 0
You spelt "you're" wrong 93 (or 94).
truehitman2010 0
@96 I hope your kiding!
narlynick 13
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha
impregnator 0
tell her to live in the basement
impregnator 0
ye your right. but only if down there has a kitchen so she can cook
TXjuggalo972 6
86 speak*
Tuesdays76 0
Since your correcting grammar, #124, the word is spelled, not spelt.
browntiga 0
you really wanted to say that didn't you.. just because you didn't see it you actually logged on to website lol
impregnator 0
Spelt is a word. it's the same as spelled.
impregnator 0
kinda like smelled=smelt it's British English. so chill out
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
162 - Since you're* correcting grammar
KomiExplosion 0
I'm just going to correct everyone now with you're*. There's no excuse for not knowing the difference.
JanisEvans 10
Since you are correcting grammar, #162, it's "you're". I love how literally everyone who corrected someone else's post made an error as well.
DaveOnDope 4
Yay! I've got my very own spelling Nazi! And here all along, I thought nobody cared! (: Now dat be bettah then greassy taters! Deal with it f$cknut. I mean honestly, spelling flames went out of style in the 80's.
MizzErikaHart 8
no1 cares about spelling. it's a dying art
raptorjebus 0
idiot*
AmandaLee2320 2
Your name says it all, 99...
e2m2cent 0
Oo hate tha :(
Maxus1221 11
You're
michabailey 8
Fail.
michabailey 8
That was directed at #2...
jackeyy 0
first
Zoelovesyouloljk 0
lol fail.
fluffyrocka 0
Tell her not to pee on the carpet and she can stay, worked for me
JojoChuo 8
Lol 67!
cicibizzy112 0
Fork You!!! Fork You!!!
RavenRiley007 4
just make her a benedryl breakfast...argue that she does nothing but sleep...then put her in a home...should be gone in a month tops :)...ur very welcome!
tulsafml 0
or just kill her. works faster
folfin 0
OMG!! kick her out. that's a tough one. your house.
Isabel312 0
she was just going to dog sit. that is until she walked it with her boyfriend and it humped him in the park. darn. she was so embarassed she had to change her address and move into your place. it was your fault, actually.
Link5794 18
fadingaway 17
I believe the FML staff can do that.
DocBastard 40
Oh, I see how it is, KaySL. Stealing my jokes, eh? Fiiiiine. It's on, bitch.
mamamiaaa_fml 12
36- I don't know why but there's something very unsettling about your picture.
DocBastard 40
KaySL, some bitches just need to get cut.
MrFlintstone 5
I will serve as instigator. KaySL are you gonna let him say that. you can come up with a way better come back. and Doc you got this KaySl got nothin on you.
sublime420 11
Pssst...Kay..I wouldn't worry about the blade. I'd be much more worried about the coke bottle from his previous pic...
OCDC 9
Hmmm this has a good tagline: "**** circumcision, just get Doc Bastard's good old home-made Foreskin'B'Gone!"
impregnator 0
chjil;
insanesna1l 0
Let's get ready to RUMBLE!!! oh and ops and mods have ability to alter your thoughts so put on the al foil hat before it's too late
MrSassypants 34
Hey buddy, come back on FML sobber okay?
KingDingALing 9
8 - No, but there's a "sex me up" button. I use it on KaySL all the time! It's a secret though, so shh...
MissBrainDamage 0
46 - I agree and I think because there's some sort of polka dotted growth all over the arms and legs of that girl jumping on that fool, also it just looks creepy in general.
Animeluver 0
Hope she hot ;3 jk
bridawg 0
I'm on KaySL side!!!!
DaveOnDope 4
Ummmm, corprolites. (probably spelled wrong but IRDGAF)
DocBastard 40
IRDGAF? Hmm... It's Rolling Down Greasy Arm Folds? I'm Really Disturbed. Got Any Frosting? Idiots Rarely Drink Good Apple Fritters?
DaveOnDope 4
IRDGAF I really don't give a ****.
Szaszaspasz 26
"I really don't give a ****"?
Szaszaspasz 26
Whoops, I noticed that comment too late.
jellybeans4833 7
that sucks.. ass..
Tuesdays76 0
F the dogs life. The dog had to spend a whole week alone in the house with her.
fudgeeocookies 10
I guess she doesn't understand personal space. :X
jenaandtyler4eva 0
well tell her it's your house and not hers and that you will decide if she can or can not stay and that it is not her choice or if she does stay that she has to pay rent
jewels1877 0
Looks like you're still your mom's bitch. And your dog.. Is your mom's bitch too.
cheerloveyou 0
and you look like a demond !
justalilrandom2 4
What's a demond?
kykyshay 0
Dude!? A Demond? Really?
valri3 0
*mumbles* In-laws...