Today, I was feeling sad and depressed at work, when a customer said, “Smile. It’s nice and sunny outside.” Sunny weather makes me depressed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was upset over a recent break up. It showed while I was at work, and I made a customer sad just by looking blue. She complained to my manager. I got written up for being so depressed that I got a customer depressed too. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl who told me, “Sunny weather makes me depressed.” I’d hate to see what’s she’s like when it rains. FML
Today, it's hot and sunny, and a customer asked me how I was, I responded by saying "It's a hot sunny day. Who doesn't love the sun?" He responded by telling me he had just had three melanomas cut out. I guess I did find someone who doesn't like the sun. FML
Today, I had an extremely great day, to the point that I actually forgot for a moment that I suffer from depression. When I remembered, I became inexplicably sad, as usual. FML
Today, one of my coworkers asked if I hated my life and was depressed because of how I look most of the time. This is just my facial expression. FML
Today, a customer complained that one of our cashiers smiles too much. FML
Today, a guy in the library came up to me and said, "You look very unproductive. Just watching you makes me depressed." FML
Today, I have a good job which pays 7 figures. A loving husband who adores me. Two cute kids who are way too smart. I'm also in great health. But I sulked all day and felt depressed because I got wet in the rain for 10 minutes while cycling the 11 km to my office. What's wrong with me? It's just rain but I'm crying. FML
Today, I was feeling pretty down due to a recent back injury, so I thought I’d do something nice to help lift my spirits. I bought some cookies for my coworkers, who ended up not wanting any, and one of them decided to ask what was wrong with my face. Oh, right, my acne rosacea is flaring too. FML
Today, my boss told me he'd found my YouTube channel and was very disappointed that in my videos I’m always happy, yet when I’m at work I’m not, so he’d appreciate it if I could seem happier while at work. I work in a soulless office with grey walls, but sure, I’ll work on seeming happy. FML
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Chazzster 32
I have explained to my wife before, when you tell someone to “cheer up” it does no good for them at all. It only says “I don’t want to see your depression.” But it’s how many people who don’t suffer from depression react… When you are depressed, weather hardly matters (at least not to me).
RichardPencil 32
Unless you run a funeral home 😂😂😂
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Chazzster 32
I have explained to my wife before, when you tell someone to “cheer up” it does no good for them at all. It only says “I don’t want to see your depression.” But it’s how many people who don’t suffer from depression react… When you are depressed, weather hardly matters (at least not to me).
elsa1100 7
Hahaha yea you should smile you know Cuz it promotes your business
RichardPencil 32
Unless you run a funeral home 😂😂😂
TeacherTeem 21
Your life really does suck if sunny weather depresses you.
RichardPencil 32
Don't go to Philadelphia, then!
geerod 16
What does it matter if it’s sunny out side your stuck inside at work ! Stupid people, stupid comments !
cacheson 42
Unfortunately your job at work is to be cheerful and friendly to customers, and how you actually feel is not generally important. It’s sad but I’ve seen people get fired for not “appropriately” hiding their feelings at work. Employers want to see people be able to keep their personal lives from interfering with the work environment.