Today, I was working at 5 am at my office desk when I heard trickling water. I ran to the foyer, turned on the light, expecting to see my incontinent 16 year-old golden retriever. Instead, I witnessed my still drunk, high and comatose husband standing at the top of the stairs pissing on the carpet stairs. Again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up for an hour. He then sat up and didn't move for a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bed. FML
Today, my husband woke up, tried walking to the bathroom, fell down, got back up and started peeing on the carpet. I’ve never seen him this drunk before. FML
Today, my morning started off by stepping in my dog's piss by the door. Then, stepping in my husband's piss by the toilet. FML
Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML
Today, I came home to find my husband and our 4-year-old son simultaneously peeing off the second-floor balcony. My husband was giggling like a little girl. FML
Today, I drank cocktails and shots. On the way home, I had to pee so bad that I only got to the front door and peed all over our carpet. My mom saw the whole thing and my dad saw the aftermath with the super drenched carpet and shoes. My mom had to mop the floor after I ran to the bathroom. FML
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FluffythePink 23
I had a partner like that who used to piss in the wardrobe after stumbling round the bedroom 3 times. They're called alcoholics and drug addicts. You're either looking at a life of adult nappies, constant monitoring and all the toxic abuse that goes with an addicts mental and physical deterioration into a long, slow, painful death or you cut your losses and get the hell out if he refuses any sort of rehab. Hubby has serious problems. If he won't even begin to address them then there's absolutely NOTHING you can do for him except enable him. That's the cold, harsh facts of addiction and it hurts like hell but you have some rough choices to make. Get yourself some counselling to get your head straight about everything and then do what you have to.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Might want to rethink your marriage, OP.
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FluffythePink 23
I had a partner like that who used to piss in the wardrobe after stumbling round the bedroom 3 times. They're called alcoholics and drug addicts. You're either looking at a life of adult nappies, constant monitoring and all the toxic abuse that goes with an addicts mental and physical deterioration into a long, slow, painful death or you cut your losses and get the hell out if he refuses any sort of rehab. Hubby has serious problems. If he won't even begin to address them then there's absolutely NOTHING you can do for him except enable him. That's the cold, harsh facts of addiction and it hurts like hell but you have some rough choices to make. Get yourself some counselling to get your head straight about everything and then do what you have to.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Might want to rethink your marriage, OP.
Petit Etre Malfaisant 23
again? Your husband is an alcoholic. Time for a cure