Today, I absentmindedly stuck two magnets in my mouth while talking, and accidentally swallowed them. I had to go the emergency room. The nurses at the station laughed at me. They thought it was a joke. They couldn't believe an 18 year old would swallow magnets. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I shat a magnet. FML
Today, my five-year-old told me she had accidentally swallowed a thumbtack. In panic mode we raced to the ER. With no insurance. Only after the tests, examinations and X-rays did she tell me was "just joking." FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As the dentist was working on my teeth, he accidentally sprayed water all over my face. I couldn't stop laughing nervously, which made the dentist think I was choking. He ended up calling for backup and I had to explain that I was just laughing. FML
Today, I blanked and forgot to take out my piercing before going for my MRI, even though the nurses asked me multiple times to make sure I had no metal on me before entering, you know, the big machine made of massive electromagnets. The piercing was on my clitoris. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, I accidentally punched myself in the mouth while eating a Go-Gurt. I was eating it because I'd just had my wisdom teeth removed. FML
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML
Today, I went to the orthodontist to have my braces worked on. I accidentally swallowed some of the cleaning solution she used. She told me it would probably give me an upset stomach. Apparently, an upset stomach and crapping your pants means the same thing to an orthodontist. FML
Today, my little brother put a battery to my tongue while I was sleeping with my mouth open. The shock found its way right to my metal filling. FML
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luxor21221 0
You "absent mindedly" put magnets in your mouth........ And then you "accidently" swallowed them....... How do you figure???????????
ScottyD620 0
what's wrong with swallowing magnets? you can walk up to a girl wearing a bunch of jewelry (well maybe really really cheap jewelry thats magnetic) and be like.. "I think there's a connection.. I'm magnetically attracted to you"
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Comments (148)
shiie 0
Medical professionals aren't supposed to laugh at anything. FYL
Ibeapirate 0
Mmmm, polarity. delicious.
red_wings 0
YOU put the magnets in your mouth fyi they arent meant to go there YOU swallowed them And now you are telling me that they should have had sympathy for you? Come on if someone you knew did that you would be sitting in the emergency room next to them laughing your ass off! Yes FYL cause if you are dumb enough to be chewing on magnets at 18 you are gonna have a long long life full of these stupid moments! But you created this situation
Mortal_Light 0
How is this an FML? Hell, I can't even believe that an 18 year old would swallow magnets.
mfed1120 0
okay so you are 18, and you put magnets in your mouth because why? were u are school or just being stupid with friends? either way you are not really smart now are you? sorry kid, this sucks, but what on earth gave u an idea to put magnets in your mouth at the age of 18...?
maxson_fml 0
"absentmindedly"... all I needed to click YDI
breakingbenjamin_fml 0
lol your name is after a jimmy john's sandwich, #16!
starvingxartist 0
i can't believe it either.
some_user 0
hahaha funny.
ohdamn_fml 2
Uh... Oral fixation much?