Today, I accidentally punched myself in the mouth while eating a Go-Gurt. I was eating it because I'd just had my wisdom teeth removed. FML
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Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML
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Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I bit into a burrito and felt something hard crunch. I spit it out and found a small tooth. It was mine. I'd managed to break my tooth on a burrito. I had to go to the dentist, and the hygienist giggled a bit too much about the reason why it was getting fixed. I now have a strong suspicion of burritos which will probably never go away. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
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Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
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Top comments
iamtheinsomniac 11
That bites
PandaSmile 24
I guess wisdom teeth are aptly named. Seriously though I hope your face is ok OP
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Comments (90)
iamtheinsomniac 11
That bites
ShyAnn29 15
I've also done that many times!
RustlingSoul 26
That was punny.
NeatNit 33
since when do these types of comments still get upvoted...? last I checked everyone hated 'shitty situation' type comments..
DWordHead16 19
#43 I know right? I thought I was the only one who picked up on this. I just don't wanna say anything about it x:
hockey7468 7
Dem punz
Stiggy626 25
especially when you're not supposed to drink through straws or have dairy products after, since it can cause infection and dry socket
sweetbliss3 37
I had all four taken out at the same time. doesn't feel too good. good luck
mattjamt 16
I had FIVE taken out at once! And yeah, once the anaesthetics wear off, it hurts more than getting hit in the face with a mallet. Get better soon OP!
Blaphlafagus 19
I got all 4 of mine taken out about a month ago and I just sat on the couch eating ice cream and pudding for a week, it was both awful and great at the same time
ShyAnn29 15
I had all four taken out at once too.
Archay 13
I had all my wisdom teeth taken out at the same time and I had minimal pain, guess I'm lucky.
Caitie_kid 8
29, I didn't know anyone had 5 wisdom teeth, everyone I know only has 4.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#48- Yeah.... I had 7 :( It's definitely possible, just very rare xP
ms_YoungMula 8
I had all 4 taken at the same time and the bottom 2 were infected, thank goodness for Tylenol 3
andrealovvve 17
Yea my friend had 6 wisdom teeth. 4 on top and 2 on the bottom.
ShyAnn29 15
My brother is lucky, he didn't have any wisdom teeth!
PandaSmile 24
I guess wisdom teeth are aptly named. Seriously though I hope your face is ok OP
NoMore_CoolNames 14
Happens to the best of us OP.
Caitie_kid 8
How? How does that happen?
bunny911 16
It happens to me every time I eat those. Freezies too.
mpkpm 19
Well that wasn't very WISE of you eh? No one...? I'll just go sit over there and stop talking for awhile..
NakedPixels 15
I lol'd.
alwaysunhappy 5
I did too
Nilorak 24
Spreading words of wisdom let it be.
DocBastard 40
Speaking* words of wisdom. For ****'s sake, it's only one of the most famous songs of all time.
Nilorak 24
I don't know what I was thinking...
Caitie_kid 8
I shot the firefighter, but I did not shoot the EMT. Oh no
Welshite 40
He might decapitate himself.
JaegerMayCry 13
How did you manage to do that? last time I checked lifting a gogurt took minimal effort. either way fyl OP and hope you feel better!
kozzard 17
sliding your fingers up the tube to push every last drop of yogurt out... grip slips...and the rest is FML
AnOriginalName 19
You've never truly enjoyed a GoGurt until you've punched yourself as #11 described. Happened to me multiple times in my youth.
SammyS2012 21
I decided to stop eating gogurt because every time i ate one, i punched myself :( i have sweaty hands and they kept slipping. The gogurt was not worth it
WellThatSucked89 13
#11. That's what she said...
blackonblight 33
I don't know how you can consume go-gurt multiple times without punching yourself in the face at least once in the process. Those things are fiendish.
bazookajoey 27
I feel your pain OP, just hang in there. The awesome thing about wisdom teeth is that they only have to come out once lol
acuntsicklestick 10
That's true in almost all cases but I knew someone who kept having their wisdom teeth grow back. Hopefully that won't happen to OP.
Peachy2392 26
What are you talking about #14? Wisdom teeth don't grow back.
Pauschinator 22
You gotta get that tube squeeze roller thing.
starfish7 18
Haha...good idea!
Kkkdawg 27
I don't know why 12 got thumbed down..that's good advice. I have one for my toothpaste and it's awesome.