Today, I went to the orthodontist to have my braces worked on. I accidentally swallowed some of the cleaning solution she used. She told me it would probably give me an upset stomach. Apparently, an upset stomach and crapping your pants means the same thing to an orthodontist. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML
Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As the dentist was working on my teeth, he accidentally sprayed water all over my face. I couldn't stop laughing nervously, which made the dentist think I was choking. He ended up calling for backup and I had to explain that I was just laughing. FML
Today, I was at dentist to get impressions made. The hygienist put way too much of the plaster stuff on the press. She put it in my mouth and asked if I was okay, I shook my head no and promptly vomited. It sat at the back of my throat and I could not spit it out until the plaster hardened. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, I was at my job as a dental assistant and I was told to take an X-ray of a woman's teeth. As soon as I put the foam piece into her mouth, she projectile-vomited all over me and the floor. I had just started my 5-hour shift. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. She had a tool that sucks up saliva, and put it in my mouth. She told me to close my mouth, and I did. Turns out she forgot to turn it on, causing my saliva to go all over my face. I had to sit like that for the rest of the visit. FML
Today, I went to the orthodontist. No biggie, of course. I know the drill, so I didn’t think twice before letting the doctor stick his gloved hands into my mouth. His warm, wet, gloved hands. What the fuck??? FML
Today, while being high for the first time after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I called my dental assistant pretty before leaving, and then shouted, "I NEED TO POOP!" to the whole office. FML
Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea YAYY PEPTO BISMOL! :D
allmidnighteyes 11
OP, I'm assuming you posted this FML from the bathroom, as a putrid school of dung guppies launched themselves from the claustrophobic confines of your colon like a civil war cannonball.... am I correct?
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allmidnighteyes 11
Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea YAYY PEPTO BISMOL! :D
Zhejan 0
In Soviet Russia, pants crap you!
bskballa92 0
I literally lol'd at that ^. 2 Brownie Points for you!
IamSpartacus 0
"Brownie points"? Very Punny.
zipit66 0
Well, yeah, she was right. An upset stomach can involve both ends.
rebash09 0
True upset stomach can lead to diarrhea. But I work at an orthodonists office and there is no cleaning solution they use that can make you poop in your pants. I don't think this is a true FML, i wish people would stop making shit up. If you have to make an FML up it should read: Today, I had nothing better to do in my life so I made up this FML, FML.
Elisabetha Aarron 18
Just because your place doesn't have something that could cause an upset stomach doesn't mean no office does. Seriously sometimes different places have different things they use. Just because you haven't experienced it doesn't mean it is a lie.
nazooer 11
What the ****? maybe they were talking about fluoride or something, that gave me an upset stomach and made me have to go to the bathroom when i swallowed it... troll
MissDanish17 5
okaaay... But, it could just have been you!!
baby610 4
#24 OP is in Korea, they probably use different "solutions" there, this FML could be as true as any other.
allmidnighteyes 11
OP, I'm assuming you posted this FML from the bathroom, as a putrid school of dung guppies launched themselves from the claustrophobic confines of your colon like a civil war cannonball.... am I correct?
SaintJimmy 0
I agree with #13.
DoomJeff91 2
#32 doesn't know shit.
Arcterion 0
Shit sucks, if you pardon the pun. :p
broken_chaos 0
Number 2 is correct. Er... No pun intended.
f_alltheirlives 3
I love girls who swallow :D I assume you are a girl based on your handwriting
izsy9667 0
I'm getting my braces off next Monday!!!!!!!
baby610 4
No one gives a crap No pun intended AGAIN!
epic_phail 0
Ok... maybe most people get an upset stomach from it and your body reacted differently to the solution. Don't blame your stupidty on the orthodontist.
James818 0
hi