Today, having turned 18, I was eager to show my mother some of the clothes I'd like to purchase with my birthday money. I flipped my laptop open only to realise I had left a "Big Latina Booty gets a fat one" window open. Her howling screams of pleasure echoed through my kitchen. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I celebrated my birthday. My mom invited a bunch of my relatives over, and they started telling funny stories of when I was a kid. My mom decided that then was an appropriate time to talk about how she caught me looking at porn the other night. FML
Today, I used the Print Screen button to take a picture of a really cute bag that I want for my birthday. After emailing it to my mom, I noticed I'd forgotten to close another tab in the browser. The tab had a very suggestive title, for an even more suggestive website. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML
Today, my mother bitched at me for spending $200 on a new clothes I needed for my new job as a bank teller. I then received a notification on my phone that my mother's lingerie order was shipped. She spent $800 on teddies and crotchless panties. FML
Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, I was showing my mum how to use eBay. Unfortunately I didn't notice my recent purchase history was on display: a huge black dildo, a jockstrap, and a bong amongst them. Of course, she did. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
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Top comments
YacL 15
You should've been like "I want that for my b-day, too".
honeylol 0
Ouch, that would suck,
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Comments (223)
shelbee1996 0
guess you were busy earlier on :/
Stupidpeopleanno 5
I'm gonna google that. Thanks OP!
rattusrattus 19
*muffled giggles*
Zeusthegoose 0
Happy late Birthday
perdix 31
I'm glad the swarm has decided that the howls of pleasure were coming from the owner of the "Big Latina Booty," and not the mom. That would have been just about the worst outcome ever if the mom got visibly excited by the ****.
benderbot19 0
when I read this, I thought for sure they would all decide it was the mom, so I am also glad.
Yuuki_mei 0
D:
HeavyMetalViking 0
Well, sounds like your has already given you a nice 18th birthday gift.
HeavyMetalViking 0
*your hand has. God dammit, iPhone version really needs the edit button lol.
funkthat26 2
well, latinas do have the biggest booties (:
Bellacanfixit 2
YDI, you have to close it out.
venezuitalian 1
DJeepee its called sarcasm. OP was being sarcastic. stop trolling.
docscientist 10
Sarcastic isn't the word you're looking for.