Today, having turned 18, I was eager to show my mother some of the clothes I'd like to purchase with my birthday money. I flipped my laptop open only to realise I had left a "Big Latina Booty gets a fat one" window open. Her howling screams of pleasure echoed through my kitchen. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I celebrated my birthday. My mom invited a bunch of my relatives over, and they started telling funny stories of when I was a kid. My mom decided that then was an appropriate time to talk about how she caught me looking at porn the other night. FML
Today, I used the Print Screen button to take a picture of a really cute bag that I want for my birthday. After emailing it to my mom, I noticed I'd forgotten to close another tab in the browser. The tab had a very suggestive title, for an even more suggestive website. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML
Today, my mother bitched at me for spending $200 on a new clothes I needed for my new job as a bank teller. I then received a notification on my phone that my mother's lingerie order was shipped. She spent $800 on teddies and crotchless panties. FML
Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, I was showing my mum how to use eBay. Unfortunately I didn't notice my recent purchase history was on display: a huge black dildo, a jockstrap, and a bong amongst them. Of course, she did. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
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Top comments
YacL 15
You should've been like "I want that for my b-day, too".
honeylol 0
Ouch, that would suck,
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Comments (223)
Livinia 11
Hahaha awkward as.
Iamnotfat 16
hey how do u msg people on here and who's that celeb in your profile pic?
Livinia 11
It's not a celeb, it's me and if you want to send a message you need to go to the fmylife website.
kingtz 6
@12, that's a very pretty picture, in that case. :)
Livinia 11
Thanks.
khaya 9
So was she wearing any clothes, if so you could have just came out as a crossdresser.
Zeusthegoose 0
roflol
ribbyc80 0
well, atleast it wasnt "2girls one cup" or "goatse", or "blue waffle disease"... now THAT would be awkward!!!
kingtz 6
Or "meatspin". Now, that would've been awesome.
shenaniganry 3
Or salsa snack.
BWill9014 4
Or "when meat sticks collide" lolol I don't even know if that's a porno name xD
Just_ol_Kole 0
well 90, I don't plan on finding out... But that one made me laugh
eversingsforjoy 1
Sick husky!!! I have two. they are the best!!!
SpectSelf 0
nothing wrong with a fat Latina booty
ribbyc80 0
lol, I'm pretty sure that " fat one" wasn't referring to her "booty"....
SpectSelf 0
yeah I meant to say big Latina booty
ribbyc80 0
oh, :-p
jokolopolop 0
true that nigga
justin1104lee 0
ur mom scream with pleasure? cool mom
BamBarBiYaKergud 2
oh madonna that f**n holerious aaaahahahaha
Ann23 7
next time know what is on your laptop before you show people things haha
jklol11 0
wow... real smooth...
stevenmx86 8
So you're an 18 year old guy and you're excited to buy clothing? What is this world coming to?
SpectSelf 0
when lil Wayne is considered the best rapper and all these guys wear their girlfriend's jeans, I'm not surprised
Hockeyboy4280 18
You just said exactly what I've been saying for two years. Lil Wayne sucks and skinny jeans suck even more than the guys who wear them. You sir, are my hero.
Hockeyboy4280 18
And you're from Las Vegas? That's where I'm from. Are we long lost brothers or something?
greekgal44 14
op might be a girl.. haha
kasumii 1
What's wrong with guys excited to buy clothes?
rawr9able 4
YDI for watching ****. (look I iz originalz!) but seriously O_o there's a reason why you log out and click out of everything before leaving your computer for more than 5 mins. I wish I could of been there to record the look on both of your faces and post it on YouTube.
chili10 18
"(look I iz originalz)" just shows that you're NOT original... besides, all guys watch ****, and if they say they don't they're lying.
YacL 15
I'm pretty sure he didn't say anything about "not all guys watch ****". Also, that was a pretty judgmental thing for you to say...
rawr9able 4
137, surely you can't be so retarded as to think I was being serious can you? That was sarcasm and if you can't see that delete your account. I never once said anything about all guys not watching **** so where in the bleeding hell did you get that bullshit from? I fear for humanity if your kind makes up the general population.