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Anonymous United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.

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dude... pleaaase get laid

virgin

Fake don't believe it at all

No worries. She was just pretending that it's the first time 4 her 2 see it. U know, her mommy was there then and she couldn't afford 2 let her know u 2 have sex many times before.

hey, I know this post was a while back. but if it is small, I perfer smallish than to big, because big dudes, for some reason cannot make me ******. :/

Ha I feel sorry for u!!! But kindof weird if u know what I meen.. And I am guess ing that ur a virgin, right? Lmfao! :P I am not a virgin and I'm like 16, but I'm not pregnate, used protection.. Lolz

You're not 16, but you're like 16?

I'm sorry but that's just pathetic

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SuperSeriouslyFM 0

#50 you make yourself sound like an asshole...