Today, I asked a woman to take a picture of me and my girlfriend kissing on the beach. When I looked up, the woman and my phone were gone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a couple stopped me on the beach to take a picture of them kissing in front of the sunset. I agreed feeling generous, until they continued making out after the picture was taken, leaving me standing there awkwardly with their camera. FML
Today, these cute girls approached me and asked me to take a picture of them. One girl asked me if I could send it to her because her phone had died. I was excited to have her number, but it turns out that she deleted the message after she sent the picture to herself. FML
Today, I thought it would be romantic to take my girlfriend to the beach. It was raining so we left our shoes and phones in the car so we wouldn't be bothered. Apparently, I left my keys in the car too. The car was locked. FML
Today, I forgot to take my phone out of my bathing suit pocket before I went into the pool. It's not a high-end phone, so that's not why FML. The FML part is because I was on vacation, didn't have internet access, and the phone has no external memory card, so all the pictures I took while on vacation are lost. FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with friends. We wanted to get a picture of all four of us, so we asked a nice-looking man to take it for us on my brand-new iPhone 6s. He took something. Unfortunately, it wasn't a picture. FML
Today, at a family reunion, we all squeezed in for a picture. I set the self-timer and ran to get in it. 2 seconds before the picture went off, some guy came up, stole the camera, and ran away. FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
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AnthonyCS5 19
You may not have a picture to remind you of this moment but I'm sure you'll never forget it!
almost_there44 26
How long were y'all sucking teeth for both of y'all not to see or hear her walking away?
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almost_there44 26
How long were y'all sucking teeth for both of y'all not to see or hear her walking away?
Bingo_Bango 13
Well, I don't think it's quite fair to say you deserve your phone going missing, but really.. that's kind of lame forcing a moment like that, and subjecting a random stranger to it. Still not cool for her to steal it though. I'd probably oblige if asked... But cringe like **** inside while taking it.
Bingo_Bango 13
With a giant unimpressed look on my face.
boredoutofmyfmind 18
That's why I'm always afraid to ask people to help out with pictures.
mitolit 12
Ask someone who has children with them and it will be unlikely that they will run off with your camera or phone. If they do, just trade them their slowest kid for it.
AnthonyCS5 19
You may not have a picture to remind you of this moment but I'm sure you'll never forget it!
RichardPencil 32
You ought to call her -- it's the easiest phone number you've ever gotten from a woman.
Darkness_Hate 29
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l4dieIcyNY Starts at 1:00 min.