Anonymous
United States
Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
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RyanRaygun 0
The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.
neonoodle 0
get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.
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g0o0_dj 0
OMG it the 30 year old virgan hahah lol
Simonvdb 0
Im 18 no woman has ever seen mine, mabey I'm following you? xD I hope not
riskybizz 0
I feel your pain.
shortmomma88 0
eddie?!
philq 0
haha your a ******* fag!!!! i no 10 year olds that hav gotten more than u!
unknownimous 0
Yeah, sure... Everyone knows a 10 year old boy's penis is completely developed and all of those kids are already interested in sleeping with a girl... Wake up, man, 10 year old kids are still in primary school !!
Sunbolt 0
that's one of the few that acualy sad. I feel for you dude
fatalkiss 0
maybe it's so big she was stunned? hah idk. ***** rough man
urfuckingdumbass 0
urfuckingdumbass 0
lol the first time a women saw my penis was when i was 9 and it was a 21 year old hot girl. lol it was only 7" then...
QWERTYCommander 5
umm... 7" at 9?
unknownimous 0
Cool story, bro, too bad that's bullshit !
lidomissmango 0
your dick must be nasty looking. ewww!