Anonymous
United States
Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
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RyanRaygun 0
The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.
neonoodle 0
get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.
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Kiprotich 0
It's ok man, i'm "small" too, and i'm on my highschool football team. We shower together....You can imagine how much shit I get for that.
mitchiv13 0
I bet ur doctor saw it when u were younger 2
aintikool 0
here comes the true forty year old vergin!
pavlo_escobar 0
dude look on the bright side u must be up to like level 3659002 on world of warcraft
Pickled_Anon 0
I don't get how this is supposed to be embarrassing.
cafrinexd 0
that sucks.. fail
jahmiarayven 0
Oh myy...30 years old?
lgs25 0
your mom saw your penis when you were born so maybe 2 nd
mossyg 0
The size of the wand doesn't matter, it's the magic in it.
whosaywhat 0
im 12 and my 14 year old girlfriend saw my penis and it hasnt eve been a whole month
unknownimous 0
Sure kid, that's nice but now could you go back to your homework ? And don't forget to go to bed at 9pm or Mr Sandman won't close your eyes and baddy Bugaboo will eat you..