Anonymous
United States
Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
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RyanRaygun 0
The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.
neonoodle 0
get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.
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Skater4life101 0
U must be white! Lmao
Sjknight 0
On random sex facts it says the average is 4 in. A 4 inch ****. Wow.... I thought that was small.
yclept 0
There is such a thing as male enhancement.
crimson_alize 2
wow....just think! in 10 years, u can be in the remake of the 40-year-old virgin. Now u atleast hav a lil something to look foward to;)
twilgirl 1
u poor thing!
ItsBellaBitch 0
Uhh, what the hell's wrong with being a virgin? I bet half of you boasting about not being a virgin or being well-endowed are lying to us and yourselves. Pleaaasee. Maybe it seems a little late, but that's his business.
Abominationx3 1
that sucks :(
BDB_305 0
Its not about the size of the boat.. its all about the motion in the ocean ahah
Travis420 0
You should click the link and discover the Ron Jeremy secret or get a male doctor
jtirado101 0
Ha. Ha. Haaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!