Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML
Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML
Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML
Today, I bought a fancy salad for lunch and went to eat it in the park. A strong gust of wind flipped the lid off and launched half the salad into my lap. As I jumped up to shake it off, I slipped on a stray tomato slice, fell backward onto the grass, and watched as a seagull swooped in to eat my croutons. FML
Today, I ordered some food to get delivered. When I opened the bag a fly flew out. FML
Today, I was so hungry and broke that I resorted to drinking salad dressing. FML
Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy some noodles, but they were out, so I left empty handed. When I left, the store the alarm went off so I was called back in, and they searched my bag. They didn't find any stolen goods. They did find a dead mouse my cat must have left for me, though. FML
Today, I woke up late and in a rush, I grabbed what I thought was a container of leftover spaghetti from the refrigerator to take to work. At lunch, I opened it to find it wasn't spaghetti, but raw marinated chicken my roommate had prepped for dinner. I ended up eating a vending machine sandwich that tasted like cardboard. FML
Today, I decided to make myself a nice meal. I bought expensive pasta and sauce etc. It looked delicious, I decided the finishing touch would be some parmesan cheese. I grabbed the bag and threw a handful of cheese on my meal. The cheese was about 98% mould. FML
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Top comments
mackdeezy 22
Justification to sue. Low end or not, that's unsanitary.
Arrow44 10
I was thinking of suing their wallets, that way I wouldnt get anymore shit from them.
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Comments (106)
evelynproud 12
This is beyond funny, but like everyone else is saying, you should sue.
Perthbrony728 2
I sure know how to party.
katertott 44
Lol you didn't have to actually type that to get the badge. Congrats though.
flufee2 27
If you knew its low-end why did you bother eating there... Not saying that low-end stores should have an exception for mice though. YDI
AshleyScruggs 14
The mouse probably got into the bag when the salad was being packaged, and if that's the case, it's not the store's fault and it has nothing to do with them.
katertott 44
I've heard that animal and insect contaminants are allowed in food products if the remains are in small enough pieces, but never an entire critter. Unfortunately this is not an uncommon occurrence. Every now and then someone discovers strange and disgusting things like this packaged with a variety of food and drinks (their photos and horror stories are online). I'd like to say this can happen almost anywhere and to even the best and most pristine factories/plants/warehouses, but I like to entertain the notion that the cheaper and lower-quality the product, the better the chances are of experiencing something like this.
aria78 19
note to self: no fml while eating.
Laura3415 16
Law-law-law- lawsuit
142_cats 13
You can sue for that.
brokenperfectnes 15
Sometimes you just wish you weren't lazy that day
A_nonny_moose1 28
Yum!
AussieChild 22
I would definitely be contacting the store! They need to know that this is happening; what a clear health violation!
yuuKi_92 14
Om nom nom!!!
FindingYujin 26
Delicious isn't it?