Today, after moving to a new neighbourhood, I went to meet my new neighbour. When she opened the door, all she said was, "Oh not you again!", and shut the door in my face. I have no memory of her. FML
Ergon_Talfo tells us more.
Ergon_Talfo 16
I knocked on the door again and she yelled for me to go away saying she didn't want to buy anything. At this point I understood what was going on. As it turns out, for the past couple days she's been getting salesmen knock on her door and try to sell her something. We talked it out and is clarified that I was actually her new neighbour an not someone trying to sell her something. In the end everything turned out alright and she actually brought me fresh baked cookies later on. They were good. Anyways just wanted to clear up that it was a misunderstanding and she didn't mean any harm.
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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krd 8
I didn't realize people bringing new neighbors baked goods was actually a thing....
Ergon_Talfo 16
PS thank you all for making me laugh and thankfully she wasn't drunk or high.
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Comments (58)
MrConcise 35
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
"I don't remember you...did you meet me in your dreams, baby? ;)"
MeanBeagle 22
nightmares. ..
MrConcise 35
Nightmares are just dreams we don't understand yet. When we're kids, we're scared of and have nightmares about vampires and werewolves. When we grow up, we wanna bop Edward Cullen and Jacob Black.
wyverntail 15
Actually, I'd just prefer to just ignore Edward Cullen and Jacob Black, and I'm pretty sure a lot of other people will want that too.
MrConcise 35
Those were just general examples. Look at True Blood. It's **** with high production values and a plot. People are into monsters, can't deny it.
FaultInMyStars 11
@#1,10,20 ; I'm sorry but what are you trying to say?
cre8tvlylicnsd 14
MrConcise needs to change his username due to false advertisement.
cre8tvlylicnsd 14
Also, you have terrible taste in "Monsters." As do the many prepubescent screaming twitard fangirls. Pick up a real book. A good book. Not published fanfiction quality drivel.
WCARlover 35
The only thing I can think of it's maybe it's some dumb joke?
Sandman366 6
This sounds like a horrible but funny way to answer the door for just about anything.....
Toolishing 22
Mental illness could also be a cause, I having been witness to it. Whatever you do don't approach them.
boxers4lyfe 17
Maybe you have a doppelgänger? There's a hospital a few counties over that has a nurse that looks exactly like me apparently -.-
Ilikepie82479 20
I am proud of you for using that word, good job sir
MidnaLink 35
Ma'am, not sir.
Ichiya 29
Ma'ams are sirs with one less head.
RedCityScapes 5
You could actually use that to your advantage..
junjunbun 28
You sure you don't live in "The vampire diaries" #4?
Arcanel 18
probably mistook you for someone else, happens to me all the time. I always tell people I just "have one of those faces" maybe you do too.
SideOfTheAngels 23
Could just be you have a familiar face? Or maybe they're just nuts. Who knows?
sevazilla 21
So what? Forget about her. I really don't see how thIs is an FML.
DenverTyrrell 13
She's ether crazy or joking...good luck finding out
Im2Shy 16
Perhaps your neighbour was drunk or high...maybe even both! I'm sure she'll eventually figure out how wrong she was. Good luck in the new neighbourhood.
jamiro11 19
Did she also forget your name?
nyte_assassin1 11
This is why you don't meet neighbors their either someone you know, crazy, or annoying
Ltsdragons 19
I don't know where you love, but where I live, my neighbors are some pretty damn well mannered people
madi113 18
Ouch ! How rude of her